002 - [Audio]

[llamafaaaace]

[Kuzco clears his throat before speaking, clearly this is an important Emperor post.]

Okay. So! This 'Sadie Hawkins' [airquotes, baby. Awwwww yeah.] dance that's coming up.

Girls ask the guys right?

Well. Ladies~

Don't be shy.

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[Video]

[nocorsetsplease]

[She looks into the camera with a disapproving look and a single eyebrow raised. Men.]

Do not think this an attempt to fawn over whatever powers over women you possess. I have not met you, and therefore thought I should take this opportunity to introduce myself.

Captain Elizabeth Swann, pleased to make your acquaintance.

[llamafaaaace]

[Chicks, man.]

Uh...okaaaaaaaaaay.

Emperor Kuzco. How ya doin'?

[nocorsetsplease]

I am doing well, thank you. I take it you are excited for the upcoming festivities?

[llamafaaaace]

Oh yeah. Totally excited.

[He is Liz. Don't let his ....poor acting fool you. DONT BE TAKEN IN.]

[nocorsetsplease]

I was under the impression you are the "party person" at the Academy.

Am I mistaken?

[That might be a tiny little smirk of provocation.]

[llamafaaaace]

Naw, you're right on the money sweet cheeks. I am the one, and only, party emperor.

Oohh yeah

[nocorsetsplease]

And I suppose your highness has found someone to make an entrance with?

It is impossible to ignore the effect you think you have on women. I am most curious as to whether it actually exists.

[llamafaaaace]

Oh it exists. It exists. I leave women speechless.

[With rage.]

[nocorsetsplease]

[Have an eyebrow raise.]

So I see. Any prospective escorts, if women seem to so throw themselves at your feet?

[Escorts was a pun, Kuzco dear. Anyone that would throw themselves at you must certainly be a...AHEM]

[llamafaaaace]

[I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT BRACKET LIZ!]

Eh. One or Two. I have high standards.
[Fat lie.]

[nocorsetsplease]

[YES YOU DO BRACKET KUZCO~]

How difficult it must be to choose between so many women. I am sure your standards become very important.

[Major sarcasm dripping there.]

[llamafaaaace]

Oh they don't become.

They are.

[He, on the other hand, is totally serious.]

[nocorsetsplease]

[Lizzie hasn't had the pleasure of dealing with someone so completely full of themselves before. She's slightly at a loss for words. After a moment of thought, she decides... why not? Feed into it. See what you can learn.]

So tell me, Emperor, what is it that you look for? I am rather curious what you think makes a good woman. Someone of your stature surely knows these things better than other... peasants, per se.