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[namelessidekick]

Why didn't they mention in the letter that this was a boarding school?! This is just crossing the line. What kind of sick, evil genius would ever do this to a person? Living in your school?! That is just sick and wrongYour teachers are sleeping next door to you! Does anybody else see something wrong with this? They could just sneak into your room

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[notouchyllama]

You're telling me! You won't BELIEVE the things they make me do on a daily basis. I just came out of an encounter with some demonic headmaster like two hours ago.

[namelessidekick]

Yeah? What are they making you do?

[notouchyllama]

First off they're actually making me have a roommate. A GIRL no less.

Plus they won't let me back out of a class I signed up for. Yeah. Not so bad maybe if it weren't being taught by an old fossil who tried to POISON me for my throne a while back.

[namelessidekick]

Wait, now they're letting poisonous fossils in as teachers? Do they screen anybody here before hiring them?

[notouchyllama]

Uhhh... matter of speech, kid. Well okay, maybe she's not reaaaaally a fossil, she's just really, really old (like from the dinosaur age kind of old) and mixes evil potions like it's her day job (which is not the case because I kind of fired her, so she doesn't have one. Technicality? Whatever).

You know... one of those evil "Oh, I'm gonna be all bitter and vengeful and mad scientist-y!" girl types.

[namelessidekick]

Oh, yeah, I know plenty of those types. I didn't know some of them have teaching degrees, though.

[notouchyllama]

Plenty? Did you just say plenty? They're not exactly the type you run across shopping at the supermarket. What kind of dayjob do YOU have? Should I even ask?

[namelessidekick]

Oh, well, you see, I do the 'save the world' thing a lot. You know, with Kim Possible? [just assumes you already know who that is.] We run into a lot of mad scientists bent on world conquest. It's always world conquest for some reason, though, never anything like deep sea conquest...

[notouchyllama]

Hm. Never heard of her.

Ah. Soooo... you work in the film industry then. Been there. Tried it. Everyone's all like "Me me me mee my trailer yadad yada ya." [Rolls his eyes]

[namelessidekick]

What? No no no no. There is a fine, fine line between 'film industry' and 'saving-the-world industry', my friend. Closest thing to a trailer is a lair...and those usually self-destruct about 15 minutes after we get there.

[notouchyllama]

Woa. Serious?

Man, what is it with people and this whole 'saving the world' business. You know, even my roomate says she's saved some country or other. What is this, a special a club?

Hm ... This saving the world thing: They got good benefits?

[namelessidekick]

Oh, dude, totally! You get free rides everywhere, get to try all the different Bueno Nachos around the world, and sometimes get your homework done for you!

[notouchyllama]

Buenos na-cha-what now?