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Jul 05, 2010 16:07

So... uh. About that Black Fog thing on the news. Hm. If I didn't know any better I'd say this is all kind familiar, I can't quite put my finger on it? Oh! Maybe, it reminds of .... the last time when those creepy misty things came to campus?

Sucks to be Berk, doesn't it?

And oh. By the way, has anyone seen Sir Pantsalot in the past couple of days ( Read more... )

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[Audio] notasuggestion July 5 2010, 23:15:13 UTC
We should all be prepared.

The last time the Mist made news, it appeared here. Won't hurt to expect it again.

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[Audio] notouchyllama July 5 2010, 23:19:59 UTC
Finally someone agrees. Everyone else has just been a [He gleefully shakes his hands in front of the comm]'ball of sunshine.' [And then his expression flattens again.]

Yeah, no. Not catching ME off guard this time. How exactly should we 'prepare' again?

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[Audio] notasuggestion July 5 2010, 23:26:21 UTC
That's the bad part. Most we can do is stay on guard.

Until we know what these things are, we can't fight them. And I don't like not having a plan of attack.

Just... It hasn't been issued yet, but stay close to the campus, try and travel with a buddy, or even a group if possible.

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[Audio] 1/2 notouchyllama July 5 2010, 23:28:53 UTC
Yeah, you and me both. Sure would be a little more reassuring if I had a bodyguard.

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[Audio] notouchyllama July 5 2010, 23:29:07 UTC
Anyway, can't really do that whole 'buddy' system. My current buddy's still having 'issues'.

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[Audio] notasuggestion July 5 2010, 23:33:51 UTC
Don't worry about an "assigned" buddy. Just... don't wander off by yourself.

[A brief pause.]

I may have something for you soon. There are a few bits of small print, but I may have an employment contract. Written so as not interfere with my duties as a teacher.

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Re: [Audio] notouchyllama July 5 2010, 23:52:08 UTC
Oh realllyyy nowww. Fine print? Pfff, I've got servants to read that.

You have my attention.

And just a side note, payment will definitely not be a problem. What do you take? Cash? Credit Card? Compliments on your hair?

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[Audio] notasuggestion July 6 2010, 00:01:48 UTC
It basically states that I will not allow you to break school rules or interfere in detentions that other teachers give you.

I accept cash or material goods. Gold, gems, jewelry. Anything worth a monetary value.

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[Audio] notouchyllama July 6 2010, 00:09:14 UTC
So just to be clear, I don't have to do any of this special 'girl talk' and 'feelings' stuff with you?

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[Audio] notasuggestion July 6 2010, 00:10:28 UTC
...I'll listen if I have to in order to get paid.

But I'm not big on the whole "feelings" chit-chat myself.

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Re: [Audio] notouchyllama July 6 2010, 00:56:27 UTC
[He gives a very loud sigh of relief.]

Phew. Good. I get enough from the pretty-pretty-princess-brigade, I really didn't need it from a bodyguard.

Looks like this is the start of a beauutiful working relationship.

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[Audio] notasuggestion July 6 2010, 00:58:08 UTC
It certainly seems so, sir.

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[Audio] notouchyllama July 6 2010, 01:03:11 UTC
So does part of that contract involve me having you call me master of the known universe and other fairly epic titles?

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[Audio] notasuggestion July 6 2010, 01:10:32 UTC
I will refer to you as "sir" or "Emperor Kuzco." "Your highness" too. Whichever of those you would prefer.

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