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Jun 22, 2010 23:14

[Clopin is pacing in his room, his unlit pipe hanging from his lip.

His room is in shambles. Furniture has been overthrown, wallpaper carved open- even the bed looks like it has taken a few stabs and slices. Feathers float gently down from the decimated pillow still gripped in his fist.]

[Still pacing, he hurls the pipe at a wall and starts to gesticulate dramatically] How was I supposed to know that thing was a student?

Does he look like a student? I don't think he looks like a student. A walking rug, perhaps, but not a student.

Of course, this school has whole scores of singing and dancing animals in shoes and gloves signing their names on the rosters- it would have been nice if that had been mentioned during employee orientation.

Perhaps during one of the meetings? The talking lion could have mentioned in passing that there was a horned snake dispensing religious advice? How en sang dieu am I supposed to know what a student is?

Now I'm afraid to crush cockroaches, lest I permanently alter someone's attendance record! There must be an easy way to recognize the students from the dumb beasts. I need to kill something.

r: helga sinclair, r: captain hook, r: djali, r: belle, p: clopin trouillefou, r: scar

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