008 // [Video; PSA!]
Alright, guys. So in light of recent events, I thought I’d share a little of my expertise with you all again. Rules on what to do if there’s a fire.
/He holds up one finger/
Rule number one, breathing. If you can't do this, you're pretty much dead. Cover your mouth and nose like so. /pulls his shirt up over is nose and mouth/ It won’t keep you from dying in a burning inferno, but it’ll make sure you can breathe longer.
/Holds up a second./
Rule number two, don't panic. While running around in circles screaming may seem helpful at the time, it really just makes it harder for you to figure out which way is out. And have you ever tried to carry a kicking, screaming person out of a burning building? Frankly it just makes us less likely to want to save you in the first place.
/Now he’s holding up a third./
Rule number three, dress smart. As adorable as flowing nightgowns and the like can be, remember that anything trailing behind you will probably catch on fire. And it's really hard to outrun your own clothes.
There are a few more, but that should be enough to get you started.
/He holds up one finger/
Rule number one, breathing. If you can't do this, you're pretty much dead. Cover your mouth and nose like so. /pulls his shirt up over is nose and mouth/ It won’t keep you from dying in a burning inferno, but it’ll make sure you can breathe longer.
/Holds up a second./
Rule number two, don't panic. While running around in circles screaming may seem helpful at the time, it really just makes it harder for you to figure out which way is out. And have you ever tried to carry a kicking, screaming person out of a burning building? Frankly it just makes us less likely to want to save you in the first place.
/Now he’s holding up a third./
Rule number three, dress smart. As adorable as flowing nightgowns and the like can be, remember that anything trailing behind you will probably catch on fire. And it's really hard to outrun your own clothes.
There are a few more, but that should be enough to get you started.