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Fit the Seventh, in Which Gibbs Gives an Inspirational Speech Concerning the Construction of a Very Powerful Weapon Indeed---an Idea Spawned From Janitorial Inspiration.

Attention Scientific-type Lads and Lasses,

Cap'n Silver and I have hit upon a grand solution to this foul Devil's breath Mist! Through the awe-inspirin' power of science and a pirate's luck, we can construct a vacuum cleaner large enough to suck away all our troubles! Who's with us, eh? Who'll stand before the mast with us?!