[voice] I actually did count the exact number of days.

[namelessidekick]

[A click as it starts recording. His voice is hushed, almost in a whisper, as though he's worried someone might catch him.]

Day 34.

Everything seems to be normal right now, but I'm on to them. They tried to keep us all inside last week, but I saw them--hordes of goth kids! All covered in black! Man, I could just feel the angst and despair oozing

Comments

[byhook0rbycrook]

What gibberish are you spouting now? Those things looked nothing like Germanic tribes of antiquity. They were clearly dark spirits. Why are the students all blithering idiots?

[namelessidekick]

Who said anything about Germany? They couldn't have been German--they weren't sprechensie-ing Deutsch!

[byhook0rbycrook]

[Hook is getting more frustrated the more Ron keeps saying things he doesn't understand.]

I have little idea of what you said and little patience for nonsense. You did mention Germans when you mentioned the Goths. Perhaps you should review your history.

[namelessidekick]

See, now that's just rude and Germanist! Or maybe Gothist. Not all Germans are goths! Just the ones who sing heavy metal.

[byhook0rbycrook]

Young man, I've had enough of your ridiculousness. Count yourself fortunate that we are communicating through this infernal device, because if I were present, I would run you through with my sword.