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009 // OTA // MAGICAL video

Mar 17, 2011 23:20

[HI ACADEMY. WASSUP. A couple of days after Lilo's little voodoo festival doo-hickey, this lovely message pops up on the comms bright and early!]

EEEEEEEEE!

GOOD MORNING~!

Isn't it just a magical, beautiful day, academy? I for one am looking forward to whatever it has in store for me! In fact, just because it's such a magical flippin' day, I'm ( Read more... )

r: miguel, r: pooh, r: elisa maza, r: dug, r: tulio, p: astrid, r: puck, r: hiccup l. jackson

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notsoscaryname March 18 2011, 02:21:36 UTC

Oh I'll bond, alright. I'll bond this fucking axe with your goddamn throat if you don't SHUT YOUR FUCKING TITSUCKER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

[That axe he mentioned, by the way? It's your axe, Astrid. Your most treasured axe, cared for painstakingly with love throughout the years. He is gripping it so hard the handle will begin to splinter any moment.]

action? video? something beyond mortal comprehension? cupcakesnponies March 18 2011, 08:23:56 UTC

[Oh, that old thing? Pshaw. She blinks for a few moments, then erupts into a fit of giggles.] Eee hee heee, you're so funny sometimes, Hiccup!

Oh my god, you totally have to come to the picnic later, okay? There's gonna be flowers, and those little sandwiches with the sticks-

the type/medium of HLJ's threads are none of the above. They are, in fact, [oh my god] notsoscaryname March 19 2011, 01:41:04 UTC

[Hiccup appears in front of Astrid, as though he's always been there but at the same time not. Attempting to contemplate the nature of this may result in one's brain physically shattering and one's eyes devoured by a black hole to provide EYES FOR THE EYE PELT.

The blade of the axe is just under her chin, dangerously close to slitting her neck and/or decapitating her.]

WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHUT YOUR TITSUCKER UP, YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING TITSUCKER UP, understand?! Now I'm going to tell you this just once:

GET YOUR ASS IN THE SANDWICH AND MAKE ME A KITCHEN, BEFORE I WRING YOUR NECK OUT LIKE A SPONGE DRENCHED IN THE BLOOD OF THESE FUCKING FLOWERS.

[All the flowers within earshot have suddenly withered, making a noise that sounded suspiciously like shuddering and weeping.]

[OH SWEET MUFASA] 1/2 cupcakesnponies March 21 2011, 08:33:13 UTC

...Uh- um-

[STILL PRAYING] 2/2 cupcakesnponies March 21 2011, 08:33:47 UTC

What do you want on it?

notsoscaryname March 22 2011, 03:24:06 UTC

About goddamn time you got it through your fucking skull.

I WANT MY KITCHEN MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL AND PORCELAIN. GARNISHED WITH SOME ELECTRIC KNIVES.

Well, what are you waiting for?

START MAKING IT!

[deities above] cupcakesnponies March 26 2011, 02:02:27 UTC

[Okay. A kitchen.

Now, let's replay that as how Astrid heard it, hm?

Astrid, darling sweetiepie cupcak-STAINLESS S--ould you pretty please make me a cute 'lil sandwich? One with- ELECTRIC KN- lettuce and cheese? Thaaaaanks, Ast- START MAKING IT!]

O-oh! Right away! Heeee~ [And off she goes. Probably to get distracted by something shiny/pink/pretty and never return.]

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