003 - [Video] - Meanwhile, Back in the Kitchen (or, the Magical Indiana Jones Fridge)

[catchin_light]

 [The video feed flickers on.  There is a rather irritable looking pirate on it.  See, he'd been gone during the voodoo shenanigans, and he comes back to find...

this.]What in blue blazes is goin' on here?  I take some leave fer a day or two an' come back to find all hell's been breakin' loose

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[ny_nightguard]

[That magical Indiana Jones fridge had better be hella stocked because sleeping at night, with no sunlight to absorb, has made Goliath ravenous.

SO YEAH. MORNING SILVER.]

Excuse me.

AHA I think you broke Silver

[catchin_light]

[What. WHAT.]

Uh...

[Data entry error.]

[ny_nightguard]

[Well, it could be worse. There could be screaming.

But this silence is still hella awkward.]

I must trouble you for a meal. I will do my best not to get in your way.

[Fridgeraiding time is now. Silver, this might be where all your leftovers are going overnight.]

[catchin_light]

Ah... ye be wantin' food?

[He sort of snaps back to it when his fridge starts being refrigeraided.]

Now hold on there! Those be my scraps!

[He points to the giant freezer thing at the back of the kitchen. It's where the slabs of meat/Scar Food are kept.]

Y'might want ta try in there first.

[ny_nightguard]

[Goliath looks at the meat locker, to Silver, and back to the meat locker again, trying to think of a polite way to point out that he 1) is omnivorous and 2) prefers his food cooked.]

My clan has been in the habit of preparing food longer than I have been alive. If you can part with nothing prepared, I will wait.

[Despite that sound just now that's either a small earthquake, or his stomach rumbling.

Voodoo is stupid.]

[catchin_light]

Ah... well...

[He glances at the fridge]

I s'pose I can get somethin' goin'...

[He takes a few large stakes out to defrost]

It'll be a while. Gotta get th' frost off 'em.