012 [ video | OTA ]
[The morning after applying Lilo's little "solution" to-well, that detail isn't necessary, really-Dave fully expects to discover a complete lack of results. Lilo's what, like, seven? She can't possibly know voodoo. It's totally fine.
Except it isn't, because when he goes for his morning pee, SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT IS MISSING. He immediately casts a silence charm on the thankfully empty bathroom and shrieks. When he realizes the sound coming out of his mouth isn't a sound that men make ever, he screams even harder. The only thing that shuts him up is the thought that an aneurysm may not be far around the corner, at which point he immediately dashes back to his room and locks the door.
Roughly an hour later, the following broadcast goes out across the comm system:]
Hi, everyone!
[The girl sitting opposite the camera looks a little disheveled, but mostly... sort of?... almost calm. She's smiling uncertainly and shaking a little, clearly the product of a violently tapping foot. Nothing out of the ordinary for Dave, really. He always has that air of "no really I'm trying not to have a nervous breakdown right now" about him.]
My name's Devon. I'm Dave Stutler's cousin. He's, um. He's back home right now, taking care of some... business. Family stuff. It's not a big deal or anything, so don't worry. In the meantime, I'm here to attend his classes and stay in his room. I hope no one minds.
Looking forward to meeting you all!
[And this is when she suddenly turns pale and looks very much like someone who's about to puke her lungs out. Which she proceeds to do, off-camera. This may be accompanied by the sound of sobbing.]
Except it isn't, because when he goes for his morning pee, SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT IS MISSING. He immediately casts a silence charm on the thankfully empty bathroom and shrieks. When he realizes the sound coming out of his mouth isn't a sound that men make ever, he screams even harder. The only thing that shuts him up is the thought that an aneurysm may not be far around the corner, at which point he immediately dashes back to his room and locks the door.
Roughly an hour later, the following broadcast goes out across the comm system:]
Hi, everyone!
[The girl sitting opposite the camera looks a little disheveled, but mostly... sort of?... almost calm. She's smiling uncertainly and shaking a little, clearly the product of a violently tapping foot. Nothing out of the ordinary for Dave, really. He always has that air of "no really I'm trying not to have a nervous breakdown right now" about him.]
My name's Devon. I'm Dave Stutler's cousin. He's, um. He's back home right now, taking care of some... business. Family stuff. It's not a big deal or anything, so don't worry. In the meantime, I'm here to attend his classes and stay in his room. I hope no one minds.
Looking forward to meeting you all!
[And this is when she suddenly turns pale and looks very much like someone who's about to puke her lungs out. Which she proceeds to do, off-camera. This may be accompanied by the sound of sobbing.]