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[very_lil_brain]

*A screen full of static appears on the comm link. Barely audible through all the white noise is a falsetto yet growly voice*

Hello? *Kssh* Hall*kssh*oooo? Oh bother, I think I *kssh*ke it. Pe*kssh*aps if I *kssh*...

*Suddenly a pair of golden brown paws belonging to a small bear appear as they shake the camera. The bear soon lets go and leans closer

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[hadesbb]

Hey! New meat, how ya doin'? The name's Hades, teddy bear. There's a kitchen around here somewhere. [Shrugs] I don't go there much, there's nothing there I find tasty. Personally, I wouldn't recommend it, but hey, you might find something you like, ah?

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[very_lil_brain]

Pooh Bear actually. *He doesn't even know a "Teddy"* I hope so. I haven't eaten since I was on the plane. *His tummy grumbles again*

[Video]

[hadesbb]

Hey, whoa. Tell that thing to hush. I've tamed beasts that don't sound half as angry as the one in your stomach.

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[very_lil_brain]

*Shakes his head* I can't. Once my tumbly gets rumbly, it won't stop until I've had something to chew on.

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[hadesbb]

That's quite the superpower ya got there.

So, uh. Just out of curiosity; what sort of "somethings" do you usually enjoy chewing on, hm?

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[very_lil_brain]

Lots of things! Chocolate, milk, marmalade, jam, bread...*he smacks his lips as he lists items*

But my very favorite thing to eat is honey!

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[hadesbb]

Ahh, so you've got a sweet tooth on you, do you?

Whaddaya think of beetlejuice, kid? Ever tried some?

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[very_lil_brain]

I don't think I have. Does it taste good?

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[hadesbb]

Delicious, babe. Although, I wouldn't recommend overdoing it. Those bugs know how to taste great, but too much of a good thing can turn bad, right? Right.

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[very_lil_brain]

*Pooh recoils* Bugs?