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['SUP ACADEMY. Here's your friendly neighborhood sorcerer with a PSA of sorts.
Please don't mind the suspicious barking in the background. Yet.]
Two things, everyone:
One: If your communicator is ever malfunctioning, please assume that someone might want to, oh, I don't know... maybe fix it for you. Please do that well-intentioned person a favor by HAVING CLOTHES ON WHEN HE SHOWS UP. I won't name names or specifics, but there are some things I just... never wanted to see. No offense.
Two:
[Pause.]
...another spell kind of... went wrong.
Um.
[He grabs the camera and focuses it on... what appears to be a barking calendar with puppies on the cover. It jumps and yaps at him, then scratches its nonexistent ear with the corner of a page. Guess who tried to enchant the puppies out of the calendar and failed!]
It should wear off eventually, but if you find yourself being barked at or chased by this thing, just... ignore him. I'm going to try to keep him in my room, but-
[SUDDENLY, the calendar is on his face. It looks like it's licking him. Dave flails, leans back in his chair, and flips backwards.] No! Bad... fake dog! Down, boy! GAH!
Please don't mind the suspicious barking in the background. Yet.]
Two things, everyone:
One: If your communicator is ever malfunctioning, please assume that someone might want to, oh, I don't know... maybe fix it for you. Please do that well-intentioned person a favor by HAVING CLOTHES ON WHEN HE SHOWS UP. I won't name names or specifics, but there are some things I just... never wanted to see. No offense.
Two:
[Pause.]
...another spell kind of... went wrong.
Um.
[He grabs the camera and focuses it on... what appears to be a barking calendar with puppies on the cover. It jumps and yaps at him, then scratches its nonexistent ear with the corner of a page. Guess who tried to enchant the puppies out of the calendar and failed!]
It should wear off eventually, but if you find yourself being barked at or chased by this thing, just... ignore him. I'm going to try to keep him in my room, but-
[SUDDENLY, the calendar is on his face. It looks like it's licking him. Dave flails, leans back in his chair, and flips backwards.] No! Bad... fake dog! Down, boy! GAH!