003 [video/action, OTA ya'll]
[The feed cuts on, and the first thing you see is Jade Chan's face all up in the camera's business. Her eyes definitely have a mischievous glint to them]
Listen up, Disney Academy! Jade Chan here, and I've got some super important news to tell you! So, when I first came here, I thought this place would be a total snooze fest filled with boring wimps who didn't know the difference between kung fu and kung pow chicken. [cough cough] ...Like Kuzco.
Tch, I certainly don't think that now. Actually, it has come to my attention that that there are a lot of kick-butt people in this school who like totally saved the world and stuff!
[Pulls out a chart with few familiar faces.] To name a few, there's Mulan, Jackie, Kim, and me! So to honor our awesome selves, I'm starting a "Saving the World and Kicking Butt" club! So like all you heroes should totally join because, hello, this club was meant for you!
Also, to those who never whooped butt ever and probably never will, you guys can join as well and be like our groupies or something.
[Private to Mulan and Jackie]
Hey, did I ever mention that you two are the most awesome, kick-butt, and coolest people in the world? Cause you guys totally are! Thus, you two should totally sponsor this club! Just saying~
Listen up, Disney Academy! Jade Chan here, and I've got some super important news to tell you! So, when I first came here, I thought this place would be a total snooze fest filled with boring wimps who didn't know the difference between kung fu and kung pow chicken. [cough cough] ...Like Kuzco.
Tch, I certainly don't think that now. Actually, it has come to my attention that that there are a lot of kick-butt people in this school who like totally saved the world and stuff!
[Pulls out a chart with few familiar faces.] To name a few, there's Mulan, Jackie, Kim, and me! So to honor our awesome selves, I'm starting a "Saving the World and Kicking Butt" club! So like all you heroes should totally join because, hello, this club was meant for you!
Also, to those who never whooped butt ever and probably never will, you guys can join as well and be like our groupies or something.
[Private to Mulan and Jackie]
Hey, did I ever mention that you two are the most awesome, kick-butt, and coolest people in the world? Cause you guys totally are! Thus, you two should totally sponsor this club! Just saying~