[video] spoilers: Lesotho is actually pretty small.

[namelessidekick]

People of Disney Academy, consider this a public service announcement.

SHEGO--wait, if her last name's Go, does that mean she's Shego Go? That seems kinda redundant--okay, on topic! Shego! Yes? The new teacher, Shego? WHY IS SHE BACK HERE?! I mean, just to start off with, she's got a criminal record longer than Lesotho! And glowing hands that hurt

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[sonotthe_drama]

[Have the biggest eyeroll of the century.]

So you've heard, then. Obviously. Ron, I'm sure we won't need a deity to deal with Shego.

[namelessidekick]

We didn't before, Kim! Now, she's a teacher! She's an authority figure! Who can give us homework, and detentions, and--and other inhumane punishments!

And we live within a mile of her. She can crawl into our beds when we sleep! When we sleep, Kim!

[sonotthe_drama]

[OHGOD The possibilities she didn't even think about!]

Even Shego wouldn't sink that low, Ron.

Then again... maybe you're right about this.

[namelessidekick]

Wouldn't she, KP? Wouldn't she? Not five minutes here and she's already given me detention! Scrubbing stairs! That people walk on! Not even Mr. Barkin was this bad.

[sonotthe_drama]

Okay, okay! I get it!

But there's not much we can do while she's a teacher, Ron. [See this? This is Kim's thinking face.] We need to find some way to expose her. I know she must be planning something.

[namelessidekick]

Are you sure, KP? I mean, planning always seemed more of a Drakken thing. Shego usually just gets stuff that he needs and makes fun of him.

[sonotthe_drama]

I know, but something that she said... I just have a bad feeling.

[namelessidekick]

...What'd she say?

[sonotthe_drama]

That she wasn't up to anything "right now." [She knows it doesn't sound really threatening, but come on, this is Shego! And the way she said it...]

[namelessidekick]

Oh yeah. That's definitely foreshadowing. Just watch, she's gonna find a way to send me to Norway if we don't stop her now and bring her crimes against humanity to light!

The sooner, the fewer meatcakes we'll have to take down. Those accursed meatcakes.

drat, I can't stop laughing. 1/2

[sonotthe_drama]

Ron.

2/2

[sonotthe_drama]

Look, it doesn't matter what her angle is- it's Shego, we know it won't be something good.

I guess all we can do for now is keep an eye and ear out for anything suspicious. We should probably find out what room she's in, too, see if we can get access to it at some point.

[namelessidekick]

Good idea, KP! You can never go wrong with the ol' ventilation shaft!

...Or secret underground tunnels. We have those too, by the way. They might go up to her room. Maybe.

[sonotthe_drama]

Ron, now you're making feel like I'm being paranoid about this.

[namelessidekick]

What, are you telling me you don't look up ventilation shaft maps for suspicious buildings?

[sonotthe_drama]

Suspicious buildings, yes. Teachers dorm rooms, no. ...I don't know. I guess I just need to keep in mind that this is Shego.