[Video/OTA]
[Key some fumbling - Jane is really not very good with all of this 'technology' mumbo-jumbo. Eventually the feed cuts on and you all get a lovely view of an eyeball.]
Bugger - is it on? I can't bloody--
[Feed cuts for a moment. Just blackness, until it switches back on and Jane looks smug.]
Aha! You might have won the first round, you foul contraption, but--oh, it is on, isn't it.
Ahaha - well! Good morning students and faculty - I simply wanted to remind everyone that's interested about my class - Introduction to Art. We'll be meeting in the art building - hm, of course, makes sense, silly me - and your very first assignment is due..
Oh, blast, hang on -
[She fumbles with some papers.]
Next Wednesday! We'll start with just an apple or an orange, all right?
Right!
Cheerio--!
[Cut! Jane can be found in the art building if anyone feels like seeking her out for whatever reason.]