[video] spoilers: he's Jewish
This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!
Tonight's Christmas and we don't have a single chimney for Santa to climb down! You should all be ashamed! How do you think Santa can deliver presents in the middle of the night without a chimney to get into the house in the first place? It's--why, it's Santaism, is what it is!
We're going to have to build chimneys into all the dorm buildings. Rufus and me already got started on Joe West, but uh, I think we're gonna need more help if we want to finish before the night, but with some elbow grease, and bricks, and cement, we ought to be able to get it done. But someone else has got to do all the other dorm buildings, and that one bathroom that Frollo guy is living in...
[ahem] And then, there is also the matter of cookies and milk. We've got to have cookies around, I mean, it's Christmas, what kind of person doesn't make cookies for Christmas?! ...Right, so, once we've got all the chimneys done, someone's going to have to do a specially mapped cookie run [Ron holds up a roughly drawn, but very clear diagram of the cookie run route] to make sure Santa's got enough cookies and milk to keep him energized on this very important night!
This is super-important, so drop whatever you're doing and come help out!
Tonight's Christmas and we don't have a single chimney for Santa to climb down! You should all be ashamed! How do you think Santa can deliver presents in the middle of the night without a chimney to get into the house in the first place? It's--why, it's Santaism, is what it is!
We're going to have to build chimneys into all the dorm buildings. Rufus and me already got started on Joe West, but uh, I think we're gonna need more help if we want to finish before the night, but with some elbow grease, and bricks, and cement, we ought to be able to get it done. But someone else has got to do all the other dorm buildings, and that one bathroom that Frollo guy is living in...
[ahem] And then, there is also the matter of cookies and milk. We've got to have cookies around, I mean, it's Christmas, what kind of person doesn't make cookies for Christmas?! ...Right, so, once we've got all the chimneys done, someone's going to have to do a specially mapped cookie run [Ron holds up a roughly drawn, but very clear diagram of the cookie run route] to make sure Santa's got enough cookies and milk to keep him energized on this very important night!
This is super-important, so drop whatever you're doing and come help out!