Dec 21, 2010 12:06
[The starts running and it appears to be sitting on a desk pointing at an empty chair. A moment later, a Chinese man in his early thirties steps into view, sitting down in that chair and giving a smile. His English, though fluent, carries a heavy accent.]
Good afternoon. My name is Jackie Chan. I am an martial artist secret agent demon fighter archaeologist and will be joining the staff here at your Academy. Beginning next semester, I will be offering an Introduction to Research course which will be very useful, for upperclassmen who may not have any previous experience doing research. There will be no text book, though we will be spending a great deal of time in the library.
I assure you, it is not as boring as it sounds.
If there are any questions, you may contact me via this device or you may come by my room in Joe West. Room 409. I will be posting office hours when I get an office.
Thank you and have a nice day.
[Locked to security]
I have would also like to offer my assistance to the security staff here. I have some...experience in that area.
Thank you.
r: puck,
r: jade chan,
p: jackie chan,
r: elisa maza,
r: audrey,
r: jasmine,
r: clopin trouillefou