001 | Audio | Hello, Citizens...
So.
Salutations, Academy. I can’t express my complete and inexorable joy at being so formally invited here. I’m certain you all feel the same--and true, there were numerous fine facilities such as this clamoring for my genius.
But.
I chose you. Now--I wouldn’t feel quite so honored as I’m certain you’re inclined to feel--and I don’t blame you--but...well, after what’s befallen Metrocity--which everyone has heard about by now, naturally--I won’t take it personally if you begin your uncontrollable choruses of terrified screams. Or rioting. I do adore a good riot.
Now. Onto business. My class--- Applicable Sciences and Technologies -- will con-groo-gate first thing tomorrow morning, where you will be given your syllabi, reading text, and test schedules.
Oh, and your eyes will not deceive you. There will be a test on the first seven chapters after winter break. And please...after reviewing your future studies, I'll not blame you in the slightest if you decide to drop. Immediately.
Diabolically yours,
MEGAMIND
Gloriously Handsome Criminal Mastermind, Commander of all things Villainous