002 [video/action, OTA ya'll]

[tch_duh]

[Here's a semi-sick Jade Chan-though she would never admit that-sniffles and all! Sure there's a huge pile of homework right beside her on her desk, but who in their right mind would want to be working on that? Not this guy, er girl. That's who!]

Never thought I would have to say this, but when will the rain end?! It's been raining for like forever

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[ny_nightguard]

[Lineface time is now.]

You're not fooling anyone.

There is a doctor here. I do not have the authority to make you see him, but someone who does should.

[tch_duh]

Tch, I'm not trying to fool anyone. I'll go to the doctor's when I want to.

[Glares at the screen.] What's it to you anyway?

[ny_nightguard]

I have seen many humans sicken and die in my time. A thousand years ago, illness was not something your people took lightly. You should be glad for the luxury of a doctor, and a well-trained one, nearby.

[tch_duh]

A thousand years ago? Just how old are you?

[ny_nightguard]

Not as old as that. I slept a thousand of those years.

[Other than that, he'd have to do some math. He's the exact same age as every other gargoyle in his generation would be. Why bother keeping track?]

[tch_duh]

[Impressive whistle.] That's a pretty epic nap.

What's your name, old man?

[ny_nightguard]

I'm not old. And I'm not a man. I'm a gargoyle.

My name is Goliath.

And you still need to see a doctor.

[tch_duh]

Eh, you're still old compared to me. And whoa, a gargoyle? That's awesome!

I'm Jade Chan, by the way. [She's ignoring his last statement.]

[ny_nightguard]

[No kidding.]

It's good to meet you, Jade Chan. Your approval is refreshing.

What do you know of my people?

[tch_duh]

Hehe, not a lot actually. I know that you guys turn to stone during the day, and have super cool wings for flying.

I'm more familiar with supernatural junk like chi spells and demon sorcerers.

[ny_nightguard]

Gliding. Not flying.

What are chi spells?