001 ☻Video

[pumpknking]

[A small amount of clicking as you boney fingers handle the device, which is rather small to his comparison. The video finally projects to what can be seen as small black boots. Jack manages to stop fiddling around with the device long enough to realize that he's turned it on.]

Oh! So this does project images, how very fascinating...I suppose I

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[notouchyllama]

Woa. Hey. Wow. I think we met before. In my nightmares.

... You do know you're dead right?

[pumpknking]

Oh that's not possible, I don't have the ability to haunt nightmares.

Why yes, I'm a skeleton. Jack Skellington to be exact. A pleasure to meet you.

[notouchyllama]

Comforting. I guess.

Jack Skellington. So like... what are you? Besides our biology teacher and a really creepy guy, I mean.

[pumpknking]

[Blink.]

I am a skeleton. I'm sorry if it disturbs you, but I'm supposed to be 'creepy'. It's my job to scare after all. But I assure you I mean no harm.

[notouchyllama]

So when you say... scare...

You mean you get paid to scare kids and stuff. Like tell them scary stories at a slumber party kind of 'scare' them?

You saw nothing

[pumpknking]

Oh no, I don't get 'paid'. It's just apart of being from Halloween Town. Everyone from there works year round to make each Halloween more horrible than the last.

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[notouchyllama]

[He jerks back] SWEET MUFASA IN HEAVEN-

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[notouchyllama]

[There's a loud noise like something soft making contact with something harder, and then Kuzco disappears from the screen]

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[notouchyllama]

[He comes up, slightly frazzled]

You TRYING to give a guy a heart attack!??!

[pumpknking]

Oh dear. I do apologize.

[notouchyllama]

Halloween town, huh!? If everyone there is as crazy creepy as you and your ... your... wiggly fingers, don't count on me ever visiting.

[He's got a hand over his chest] Geeze, it's like you practiced that...

[pumpknking]

Probably not the best place if you're squeamish.

Again, I'm terribly sorry. And I have. One doesn't become a master of fright by wishing it! In Scaring 101 there will be plenty of practice in the same subject, as well as not to be afraid of it.

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[notouchyllama]

[notouchyllama]

You telling me that's what your CLASS is? You teach people... to do that? The whole.... [He makes vague wiggly motions with his fingers that are a pale imitation of Jack from moments ago]

[pumpknking]

Yes. The other will be Biology. That actually wasn't so bad, your facial expression wasn't right, but not bad.

[notouchyllama]

Huh. What can I say, I'm a fast learner.

[Final Fantasy victory theme. Level up! Class size +1]

Where do I sign up?