002 [Video]

[one_and_many]

[The Weird Sisters are in their shared office, sipping tea and wearing the white and blue dresses they are most commonly seen in. Seline is sitting at one of the desks, Luna is sitting comfortably in an armchair, and Phoebe is the one who has set up the video post in the first place. The blonde sister takes a few steps back so that she can be

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[newyorkbynight]

Guidance counsellors?

[one_and_many]

But of course. We have plenty of life experience.

We feel it was a job we were well suited to at this Academy.

[newyorkbynight]

I know you do. But I'm more interested in how you're going to guide the students.

[one_and_many]

By speaking to them.

And offering advice when they request it.

We will ask them questions they might not have thought to ask themselves.

And how do you plan on keeping the campus secure?

[Turnabout is fair play, after all. If she's going to question them about how they will do their jobs...well, then.]

[newyorkbynight]

[Things would be a lot easier if she could believe them.]

The same way I worked to keep New York safe.

[one_and_many]

[The sisters contemplate making a cryptically catty remark on New York's crime rate, and then decide that it's probably in their best interests to maintain a civil professional relationship with Elisa. After all, someone else is bound to get on her radar at some point. They reply after a moment in unison]

Should you find yourself in need of some assistance with a problem, do feel free to call upon us.

[newyorkbynight]

Thanks.

[She sounds utterly deadpan.]

[one_and_many]

The pleasure is all ours. We are here to help, after all.