"The Pain Here That I Feel" part 2
anonymous
November 16 2016, 10:05:10 UTC
Anna was *SO* SHOCKED/SURPRISED/STARTLED, *upset*, *and HURT* from what she was seeing happen right before her very eyes -that she was QUITE *REALLY* *literally* being put in poor Emily the Corpse Bride's shoes-, she spat out one of her 'Snow-Princess Bride' lines while lunging like a lion (FEH to *gender* *SPECIFICS*!!) at the STILL-*making out* 'lovebirds', "*You LIED to me*!!! JUST to *get back* to *THAT ~OTHER WOMAN~!!" She *scratched* Kristoff's broad planed face framed by tufty golden-blond hair and her NEAR-*twin's* bare non-freckled snow-fair upper arm as hard as she could like a vengeful Simba with one 'clawed' hand each through the blur of her suddenly-wet aquamarine eyes as her Roger Rabbit-skinny slender-yet-curved frame under her 'Snow-Princess Bride' outfit began to shake with furious gasping sobs while her frozen heart (*ha*-!!!) tightened painfully within her chest. Anna's NEAR-*twin* slowly blinked open her tip-tilted *FULLY ~blue~* eyes fringed with auburn lashes set within her pretty, *PRETTY* heart-shaped face flecked with ONLY *a FEW* freckles on her rosy cheeks like a particularly malevolent cat as she said to Anna in her poisonously-sweet voice that was a DARK *twisted* *ALAGORY* to the 'Disney Princess's' own, "*DON'T you* UNDERSTAND, Emily the Corpse Bride? YOU'RE '*the OTHER WOMAN*': *I*, VANKA KRISTINE SUMMEN, *am NOT*...!" "*NO*!!" Anna cried tearfully to a Dopey-eyed Kristoff, ignoring her 'evil twin'. "YOU'RE '*MARRIED*' *to ME*; *she's* *the OTHER WOMAN*-!!" All the brawny blond and brown-eyed 'troll-raised mountain-man' did was cough awkwardly while nervously scratching the nape of his thick neck, "...She's GOT *a point*." But it was to ANNA he was directing it- and that made the strawberry-blonde, *freckled* PRACTICALLY *EVERYWHERE*, *blue/GREEN-eyed*, *SKINNILY-slender-yet-curved* petite girl cry even harder. It was KRISTOFF JONATHAN BJORGMAN and his *TRUE parmour* who was saying '*If* *ONLY* there was SOMEONE out there *who LOVED you*'- and it *HURT* like Judge Claude Frollo's "Hellfire". Just then, Anna's phone alarm went off in her dress pocket, telling her that it was time to get back on set. She fled from the cafe, heart breaking despite its *STILL beating* rather than STOPPED beating. - It was PURE *torture*. Sweet and kind Honey-Lemon Rodriguez's beautiful naturally-tanned face framed by held-back silken-smooth/soft tawny-blonde hair and dominated by bespectacled large hazel-green eyes, her also naturally-tanned tall, slender body under her Victoria Everglot costume, and Jiminy H. ('Hadrian') Cricket's own softened 'Phantom of the Opera' features, deep/dark violet eyes, and below-average-height frame clad in the garb of Victor Van Dort- their *EVERY* ACTION and *line*- turned into those of Kristoff Jonathan Bjorgman and Vanka Kristine Summen, and she sang "Tears to Shed" believing that in *REAL life*, she would be '*ALWAYS* the *brides-MAID*, -NEVER *the BRIDE*'. ...She also WELL *knew* that even though Jiminy Cricket AKA 'Victor Van Dort' would later sincerely apologize to 'Emily the Corpse Bride' AKA Anna Snowden while playing a piano duet with her some scenes later, it was *FAR* TOO *late* for KRISTOFF to do so. (He COULDN'T *play piano* *ANYWAY*... MUCH *less* *a DUET*-!)
"The Pain Here That I Feel" part 3
anonymous
November 16 2016, 13:41:59 UTC
As soon as the director of 'Snow-Princess Bride' yelled out, "*Cut*!!" at the end of the 'Tears to Shed' scene, Anna collapsed onto the fake coffin-bed and took off from where she left before coming on-'stage': crying her broken (no- *SHATTERED*), frozen, ripped-out heart *and* SOUL out. "*ANNA*!!" everyone (save for Jiminy Cricket's 'parents' Hopper and Queen Slug-For-A-Butt) exclaimed in worried horror at their beloved 'Snow Princess's' crumpled state. 'Lord Barkis Bittern' AKA 'Prince' Hans Santino Snowden, the Villain of "Frozen" but in *REAL life* Anna's BELOVED *elder brother*, immediately rushed over to his 'little wooden-head's' side and sank to his knees beside her, gently gathering her wildly-shaking small skinnily-slender form into his arms and tenderly holding her close to his breast, then softly rocking his sweet, treasured little sister in the cradle of his arms while quietly humming/crooning a lullaby in Anna's ear. Jiminy Cricket, Honey-Lemon Rodriguez, and Geppetto Caspari all looked as though they'd been FIERCELY *slapped* while a lightbulb went on over their heads, sickeningly realizing that something *MUCH* TOO *close* *to/with HOME* had made 'Emily the Corpse Bride' act SO *vehemently* towards 'Victor Van Dort' and 'Victoria Everglot' when she discovered the former with 'the *OTHER woman*' Upstairs in the Land of the Living. "Anna-," Professor Daniel ('Dan') Owl of the Sing-A-Long series, Jiminy Cricket's OFFSCREEN *boyfriend/lover*, choked out, his own rounded blue-feathered body now shaking a little itself from sad shock, "...WHAT *happened* before the scenes shot today??" But Anna was SO *upset* about apparently being valued for *the ~NEAR-IDENTICAL~ LOOKS* of a PAST *girlfriend/~real~ True Love* *RATHER THAN* HER OWN *worth* by *HIM* that she *COULDN'T* EVEN *begin to* speak; she could continue to cry and cry into Hans' shoulder while tightly clutching at him as she were drowning in the shipwreck that had accidentally taken away their late parents 'King' Agnarr and 'Queen' Iduna during *THAT scene of 'Frozen'. So it fell to "Royal/Grand Vizier" 'Aladdin' Disney Villain Jafar -the "Pastor Galswells" of 'Snow-Princess Bride'- to use his magic to find out what Anna couldn't say about what had been hitting *WAY* *TOO close* to home during filming that day. ...And when the reason was found out, *EVERYONE* (again, SAVE FOR *Hopper and Queen Slug-For-A-Butt*) was MORE THAN *angry* on 'Emily's' behalf. - Kristoff was publicly shamed for the validity of a relationship based off of a REPLACEMENT (mostly) looking and sounding like *the ORIGINAL* rather than 'Princess' Anna's *own* *WORTH*, and his REAL (the cast of 'Pinocchio' spat this out *VERY* *vehemently* with all the sarcasticness of Carlo Collodi himself) True Love Vanka Summen alongside the 'troll-raised mountain-man'. Then it was decided all around that Kristoff Bjorgman *would NOT* be continued to be cast alongside Anna as the (mostly) main protagonists of future crossover movie projects: Aladdin Cobre, with his thick shaggy waves of black hair CGI-ed golden-blond, tanned skin CGI-ed fair with rosy cheeks and a few freckles, lithe muscles in his slender body made to appear JUST *a TAD* bigger, would take the 'two-faced son-of-a-jackal's' (Elsa the Snow Queen's words) place in future projects like 'Anna-lan', 'Enchanted', 'Anna-rella', etc. with his boyfriend Genie's consent.
'Al' and Anna -the street-rat and the Snow Princess- made a pretty good team together onscreen; ...but an EVEN *better* team *OFF-screen* consisting of *FA MULAN and Anna* surfaced itself some two months later during crossover filming of a Christmas movie (that THEY *themselves* were *NOT in*), much to Hans' and Elsa's delighted relief! Now THIS was a Yuletide present to treasure: their beloved younger sister being in a two-sided relationship of her own beyond-looks worth-!!
She *scratched* Kristoff's broad planed face framed by tufty golden-blond hair and her NEAR-*twin's* bare non-freckled snow-fair upper arm as hard as she could like a vengeful Simba with one 'clawed' hand each through the blur of her suddenly-wet aquamarine eyes as her Roger Rabbit-skinny slender-yet-curved frame under her 'Snow-Princess Bride' outfit began to shake with furious gasping sobs while her frozen heart (*ha*-!!!) tightened painfully within her chest.
Anna's NEAR-*twin* slowly blinked open her tip-tilted *FULLY ~blue~* eyes fringed with auburn lashes set within her pretty, *PRETTY* heart-shaped face flecked with ONLY *a FEW* freckles on her rosy cheeks like a particularly malevolent cat as she said to Anna in her poisonously-sweet voice that was a DARK *twisted* *ALAGORY* to the 'Disney Princess's' own, "*DON'T you* UNDERSTAND, Emily the Corpse Bride? YOU'RE '*the OTHER WOMAN*': *I*, VANKA KRISTINE SUMMEN, *am NOT*...!"
"*NO*!!" Anna cried tearfully to a Dopey-eyed Kristoff, ignoring her 'evil twin'. "YOU'RE '*MARRIED*' *to ME*; *she's* *the OTHER WOMAN*-!!"
All the brawny blond and brown-eyed 'troll-raised mountain-man' did was cough awkwardly while nervously scratching the nape of his thick neck, "...She's GOT *a point*." But it was to ANNA he was directing it- and that made the strawberry-blonde, *freckled* PRACTICALLY *EVERYWHERE*, *blue/GREEN-eyed*, *SKINNILY-slender-yet-curved* petite girl cry even harder. It was KRISTOFF JONATHAN BJORGMAN and his *TRUE parmour* who was saying '*If* *ONLY* there was SOMEONE out there *who LOVED you*'- and it *HURT* like Judge Claude Frollo's "Hellfire".
Just then, Anna's phone alarm went off in her dress pocket, telling her that it was time to get back on set. She fled from the cafe, heart breaking despite its *STILL beating* rather than STOPPED beating.
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It was PURE *torture*. Sweet and kind Honey-Lemon Rodriguez's beautiful naturally-tanned face framed by held-back silken-smooth/soft tawny-blonde hair and dominated by bespectacled large hazel-green eyes, her also naturally-tanned tall, slender body under her Victoria Everglot costume, and Jiminy H. ('Hadrian') Cricket's own softened 'Phantom of the Opera' features, deep/dark violet eyes, and below-average-height frame clad in the garb of Victor Van Dort- their *EVERY* ACTION and *line*- turned into those of Kristoff Jonathan Bjorgman and Vanka Kristine Summen, and she sang "Tears to Shed" believing that in *REAL life*, she would be '*ALWAYS* the *brides-MAID*, -NEVER *the BRIDE*'. ...She also WELL *knew* that even though Jiminy Cricket AKA 'Victor Van Dort' would later sincerely apologize to 'Emily the Corpse Bride' AKA Anna Snowden while playing a piano duet with her some scenes later, it was *FAR* TOO *late* for KRISTOFF to do so. (He COULDN'T *play piano* *ANYWAY*... MUCH *less* *a DUET*-!)
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"*ANNA*!!" everyone (save for Jiminy Cricket's 'parents' Hopper and Queen Slug-For-A-Butt) exclaimed in worried horror at their beloved 'Snow Princess's' crumpled state. 'Lord Barkis Bittern' AKA 'Prince' Hans Santino Snowden, the Villain of "Frozen" but in *REAL life* Anna's BELOVED *elder brother*, immediately rushed over to his 'little wooden-head's' side and sank to his knees beside her, gently gathering her wildly-shaking small skinnily-slender form into his arms and tenderly holding her close to his breast, then softly rocking his sweet, treasured little sister in the cradle of his arms while quietly humming/crooning a lullaby in Anna's ear. Jiminy Cricket, Honey-Lemon Rodriguez, and Geppetto Caspari all looked as though they'd been FIERCELY *slapped* while a lightbulb went on over their heads, sickeningly realizing that something *MUCH* TOO *close* *to/with HOME* had made 'Emily the Corpse Bride' act SO *vehemently* towards 'Victor Van Dort' and 'Victoria Everglot' when she discovered the former with 'the *OTHER woman*' Upstairs in the Land of the Living.
"Anna-," Professor Daniel ('Dan') Owl of the Sing-A-Long series, Jiminy Cricket's OFFSCREEN *boyfriend/lover*, choked out, his own rounded blue-feathered body now shaking a little itself from sad shock, "...WHAT *happened* before the scenes shot today??"
But Anna was SO *upset* about apparently being valued for *the ~NEAR-IDENTICAL~ LOOKS* of a PAST *girlfriend/~real~ True Love* *RATHER THAN* HER OWN *worth* by *HIM* that she *COULDN'T* EVEN *begin to* speak; she could continue to cry and cry into Hans' shoulder while tightly clutching at him as she were drowning in the shipwreck that had accidentally taken away their late parents 'King' Agnarr and 'Queen' Iduna during *THAT scene of 'Frozen'. So it fell to "Royal/Grand Vizier" 'Aladdin' Disney Villain Jafar -the "Pastor Galswells" of 'Snow-Princess Bride'- to use his magic to find out what Anna couldn't say about what had been hitting *WAY* *TOO close* to home during filming that day. ...And when the reason was found out, *EVERYONE* (again, SAVE FOR *Hopper and Queen Slug-For-A-Butt*) was MORE THAN *angry* on 'Emily's' behalf.
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Kristoff was publicly shamed for the validity of a relationship based off of a REPLACEMENT (mostly) looking and sounding like *the ORIGINAL* rather than 'Princess' Anna's *own* *WORTH*, and his REAL (the cast of 'Pinocchio' spat this out *VERY* *vehemently* with all the sarcasticness of Carlo Collodi himself) True Love Vanka Summen alongside the 'troll-raised mountain-man'. Then it was decided all around that Kristoff Bjorgman *would NOT* be continued to be cast alongside Anna as the (mostly) main protagonists of future crossover movie projects: Aladdin Cobre, with his thick shaggy waves of black hair CGI-ed golden-blond, tanned skin CGI-ed fair with rosy cheeks and a few freckles, lithe muscles in his slender body made to appear JUST *a TAD* bigger, would take the 'two-faced son-of-a-jackal's' (Elsa the Snow Queen's words) place in future projects like 'Anna-lan', 'Enchanted', 'Anna-rella', etc. with his boyfriend Genie's consent.
'Al' and Anna -the street-rat and the Snow Princess- made a pretty good team together onscreen; ...but an EVEN *better* team *OFF-screen* consisting of *FA MULAN and Anna* surfaced itself some two months later during crossover filming of a Christmas movie (that THEY *themselves* were *NOT in*), much to Hans' and Elsa's delighted relief! Now THIS was a Yuletide present to treasure: their beloved younger sister being in a two-sided relationship of her own beyond-looks worth-!!
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