Jan 27, 2005 08:26
Some of the best random silliness I've ever heard.
Stick sharp objects into my dreadful dishwasher!
AN INTELLECTUAL FEATHER BOA HORROR!
DO NOT LEAVE IT IS NOT JOLLY GOOD!
Would you rather take photographs of Trent Reznor or detect The X-Men?
A scientologist a day keeps the gyroscope away.
Do you mind if I demolish your seagull? (MIKE!! We just discussed this! poor seagulls!)
ALL YOUR FERRERO ROCHER ARE BELONG TO US!
Ooh, I'm so sharp, I could spit at a Morrissey album!
I wish you wouldn't push those crows.
Come, let me commit serial killings with thee.
I'm a hollow cyborg.
I'm a neanderthal and I'm okay - I fondle starlings all night and I pester landmines all day.
Ooh, I could jangle a leper!
Rotate Trent Reznor, Jimminy Crickett! Rotate Trent Reznor like a chunky traffic light!
Oh yes, you can say "gack ack ack gack-ack ack ack-gack gack" to me, and you can breathe all over me, and you can give a sermon on the evils of my fern, but you won't change the way I iron my diamond.
Too much fun for one lone girl.