Some poop humor...
On my way in to work today I thought of a funny phrase that I havent heard elsewhere:
Trouser Gnome
You may think this is just another penis joke, but it is not. A trouser gnome is when you have to poop really bad and you cant, but you are losing the fight and you let a little bit sneak out. Now I have never been very flexible, so I dont know if the following is actually true, but in my imagination when one is losing the fight the bit that sneaks out is somewhat conical, like a gnomes hat. It looks like a gnome coming up out of the ground with his little hat on. Of course this all happens upside down with gravity on the gnomes side of the fight. This has been refered to as a "turtle head" on some occasions, but I think a turtle head is more fitting if it can be pulled back in, rather than a trouser gnome, where as he sneaks out it gets harder to hold him in his little hole.
Thats enough potty humor for now.
Zak
Trouser Gnome
You may think this is just another penis joke, but it is not. A trouser gnome is when you have to poop really bad and you cant, but you are losing the fight and you let a little bit sneak out. Now I have never been very flexible, so I dont know if the following is actually true, but in my imagination when one is losing the fight the bit that sneaks out is somewhat conical, like a gnomes hat. It looks like a gnome coming up out of the ground with his little hat on. Of course this all happens upside down with gravity on the gnomes side of the fight. This has been refered to as a "turtle head" on some occasions, but I think a turtle head is more fitting if it can be pulled back in, rather than a trouser gnome, where as he sneaks out it gets harder to hold him in his little hole.
Thats enough potty humor for now.
Zak