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[disjointed_dead]

[Kayako has a new form that she doesn't find all that disagreeable. It only presents new ways to terrorize the living, after all.

If you encounter the smell of vinegar in your wanderings, don't linger.]

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[dandiestvongola]

[Why? Because I'm a terrible human being. Basically this cow babby is derping along.]

[disjointed_dead]

[That is why I love you.

The cow babby is short. So his first indication that there is anything untoward around is some dangling intestines brushing against him from above.]

[dandiestvongola]

Guhpya?

[You're evil. I kind of love it.

So watch this, since Lambo is omniscient to feeling in his GLORIOUS AFRO he thinks that some part of his inventory has become displaced. This must be amended.

Somehow his stumpy child arms reach up and try to reorganize this madness and he ends up GRABBING SOME FLOATING INTESTINES O LAWD.

Only he doesn't realize this. At all.]

[disjointed_dead]

[Why are you bad touching a ghost's internal organs, child?

Kayako starts to croak. Stop that.]

1/a bazillionnnnnn....! >8U

[dandiestvongola]

[What. Infact, 1,000 volts of watt. Lambo knows he doesn't own anything that makes that sound. Probably.

Looooooking up now.]

[dandiestvongola]

[Oh hey this thing whatever it is seems to be escaping his GLORIOUS AFRO. If it was in his afro in the first place. He sure doesn't know.

Jeez, why is it so tall and he is so short?

Oh how Lambo longs for some legs ;w;]

[dandiestvongola]

[Dramatic slow-mo looking uuuuuuuuuup~~~~~~~~~~~

So very slowwwwwwwww.......!!!!]

done btw 8|

[dandiestvongola]

[Forever slowwwww----JEEZIS. WHAT IS THAT AND WHY IS LAMBO-SAN STILL TOUCHING IT.

Only his tiny babby imagination doesn't quite comprehend heart stopping fear and gore yet. He associates Kayako with the next closest thing:]

.....Ahhhh!!! Flying spaghetti monster!!!!

[disjointed_dead]

[...Close enough.

Kayako's loooooooong long long tongue lolls out of her mouth as she bears her millions of pointy teeth at him.]

[dandiestvongola]

[IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SPAGHETTI EATS YOU?!?!?!

That's definitely a little much for him so watch this kid haul ten levels of tiny babby arse as he runs away crying. Forever. omg why he will never sleep again and will keep everyone up at night because the pasta wants to nom him.]

[disjointed_dead]

[See you babby. Kayako's got bigger fish to fry.]