Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped
fullforcefrank see the light (8 points). Last month
inhollow and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I helped
_________poetry across the street (6 points). In October I set
jaktothee's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-108 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
disishowwedo