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[disinheriting]

Oi... you're not giving me much of a choice at this point.

[Rin is backed into an alleyway by a single NPC zombie who has been trying to eat him the past ten minutes. He holds his unsheathed sword at his side, and he's looking quite... uncertain for such a normally boisterous teenager.]

I'm sorry--

[Rin doesn't realize that zombies react to

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[repeatshimself]

I'm uh.

Going out on a limb here and figuring you probably don't need rescuing?

[disinheriting]

I don't know? I don't actually want to hurt.... him. I think it's a him.

[repeatshimself]

Can you run away?

[disinheriting]

It's pretty strong...even for me...

[Determined Eyes.]

Man, it'd be great if I could fly!

[repeatshimself]

Do you need a pickup?

[disinheriting]

Pickup? Like a pickup truck? Those could probably make a good getaway, you're right!

[repeatshimself]

No like a fly out?

[disinheriting]

[!!! Fifteen year old boy senses tingling]

You can fly?! You're like-- you're like a superhero! I've read about that stuff like that!

[In manga/comics because reading books is too much for Rin.]

[repeatshimself]

Yeah, I'm exactly like a superhero.

[disinheriting]

No way--you're a superhero!!!

[As the zombie ambles toward him, Rin just sort of... knocks it off its feet with his Gestures of Excitement.]

That explains the lightning! And the flying! And-- I've never met anyone who could fly that wasn't a demon!

[repeatshimself]

[That's impressive.]

No demon here. Just a Jewish superhero witch.

By the way you just took out a zombie.

1/2

[disinheriting]

Witch-- so you can do all sorts of spells, can't you?

[disinheriting]

Huh?

[Looks down at the zombie... and he grins!]

Do I get any points for that? I should definitely get some kind of bonus!

[repeatshimself]

Well, if it's any indication of the pointage you just received, it's nothing I've ever seen anyone just....do.

[disinheriting]

But you could probably just-- put them to sleep or make them do some kinda dance, right?

[He feels pretty awesome about the hit, but he's still kind of in awe about Actual Superheroes man.]

[repeatshimself]

While I would love to make them perform the song and dance from Thriller that's probably some kind of abuse....

[Long pause]

....it would be really funny.