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Part I
Strange people in bars
Last night we went to a bar in Aloha towers and after getting carded and served the guy beside us was like, Did they card you? No fucking way. You guys aren't 21.
We told him we're both 23 and ended up breaking out the ids to show him. Anyway, satisfied about that he goes on to talk about marijuana, masturbation, porn, federal taxes and Mr. Clinton. Wow, where do these people pop out of? The single most random conversation ever.
Part II
LDS and no that isn't a typo
He's a Mormon. I used to give others a hard time over being Mormon, joke about it at work, and say before I knew it I'd be converted and collecting 7 years of food back in TX with him. Well, it happened. No, we're not in Texas but he went into what Mormons "really believe" and that he wants to stop with the tattoos, quit drinking before having a kid and yes, take me to church. Even to the point of, "they have a singles ward, but we'll go to the family service." Is "sweet baby Jesus" a bad response to this? I'm going to do my best because I really, really like old boy, but yeah, I hope it isn't too outrageous.
Oh and yes, the icing on the cake is we had this conversation after coming home from the bar.
End notes
Zack & Miri make a porno is worth the $7.50, drink Kona longboard, and get your pets spayed or neutered.
Strange people in bars
Last night we went to a bar in Aloha towers and after getting carded and served the guy beside us was like, Did they card you? No fucking way. You guys aren't 21.
We told him we're both 23 and ended up breaking out the ids to show him. Anyway, satisfied about that he goes on to talk about marijuana, masturbation, porn, federal taxes and Mr. Clinton. Wow, where do these people pop out of? The single most random conversation ever.
Part II
LDS and no that isn't a typo
He's a Mormon. I used to give others a hard time over being Mormon, joke about it at work, and say before I knew it I'd be converted and collecting 7 years of food back in TX with him. Well, it happened. No, we're not in Texas but he went into what Mormons "really believe" and that he wants to stop with the tattoos, quit drinking before having a kid and yes, take me to church. Even to the point of, "they have a singles ward, but we'll go to the family service." Is "sweet baby Jesus" a bad response to this? I'm going to do my best because I really, really like old boy, but yeah, I hope it isn't too outrageous.
Oh and yes, the icing on the cake is we had this conversation after coming home from the bar.
End notes
Zack & Miri make a porno is worth the $7.50, drink Kona longboard, and get your pets spayed or neutered.