I thought this was cute
Swiped from xainthia
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled
more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to
herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken
lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or
yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped and
swore all the time.
THE END
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled
more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to
herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken
lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or
yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped and
swore all the time.
THE END