Metal underwears and such
Okay before I tell all, I looked up my favorite word in an online dictionary for Alex because he didn't know what it was.
chastity belt
Function: noun
: a belt device (as of medieval times) designed to prevent sexual intercourse on the part of the woman wearing it
You're welcome! ;]
Anyway. I haven't written in this forever. Well to those who are curious, yes, the lower bottom left side of my lip is still numb. The oral surgeon said it was "normal", but who doesn't say that just for reassurance? lol. It's my damn senior year and I am busy as hell. Though all my real classes are before lunch, I still have loads to do. AP Physics is hell! But luckily, I dropped Comp Sci (sorry I had to leave you, Ross) and became TA. Also, I have become the ultimate drama dork. I stay after school every day with Maria because we are stage managers/assistant director. We have to be mandatory bitches (fyi... we DON'T enjoy that part).
A quick(ie) friends update:
Josh turned 18, that bastard.
I'm still waiting for my birthday!! [NOVEMBER, 18, just so you know].
Bow became the ultimate [predetermined] Thai whore.. Muahaha!
I'm still waiting for Charlie to send me those hilarious/artistic pics I took of all our friends.
Alex probably still doesn't really understand the concept of a chastity belt.
Ross is impressed by my speed of a comeback.
(ImGeorgeForeman: surprise
ImGeorgeForeman: my
ImGeorgeForeman: thighs
SurpriseXmyXEyes: Im
SurpriseXmyXEyes: George
SurpriseXmyXEyes: Foreskin)
Steph didn't know what douching was (LOL, it's okay, you're so cute)
Damn, I can't think of more right now. Sorry! But if you have any to add, please inform me, thanks
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