Ahahahaha - AHAHAHAHAHA
Things not to say when your mother walks in on you browsing the Planned Parenthood website:
"I'm pregnant...and I don't know which member of the band it belongs to"
"Wow, there's one over in Lakewood - that'll come in handy next time...errrr nevermind"
"Oh God, I can't wait that long for an appointment!!!"
Now that I've fully scared the hell out of her as a joke, I wonder how I'm suppose to break it to her that I'm just researching birth control? I wish there was a way to make a career out of tormenting people.
"I'm pregnant...and I don't know which member of the band it belongs to"
"Wow, there's one over in Lakewood - that'll come in handy next time...errrr nevermind"
"Oh God, I can't wait that long for an appointment!!!"
Now that I've fully scared the hell out of her as a joke, I wonder how I'm suppose to break it to her that I'm just researching birth control? I wish there was a way to make a career out of tormenting people.