Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive. Oh-my-fuckin-god. Jessica and I were squirming in our seats just watching him in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. AHHH SO ABSURDLY ATTRACTIVE. Whew. There's a part where Keira Knightley and him kiss, and like, it brought out my inner voyeur-- just watching his character in a sexal context made me drool. Say hello to my sex god: