xlivvielockex tagged me.
Post this at your journal, then tag at least three people to do the same so they can repost it
Mention 5 things that are going on around you
Tell us 4 things about yourself - habits, something weird, hobbies or something you think is special about you, positive or negative
Share 3 thoughts that are going through your head right now.
2 things that is a must have in a partner
1 memory that made you happy once and still makes you smile today
Five things going on around you:
1. There is a fan squealing somewhere behind my left ear.
2. Last.FM is kicking some ass My
Nina Simone station. I totally don't even know if that will work.
3. Under my left boob right by my underwire is itching so bad I may have to jam my whole hand in there.
4. A boy just walked by and did a little pookie dance to make me giggle.
5. Very strong genmaicha green tea is brewing.
Four things about yourself:
1. I kinda still wanna maybe do a 1 night burlyq style torch singing type thing.
2. I am a little okay a lot obsessed with floofy clothing.
3. I am a gassy but delicate creature.
4. I seriously kinda need to spend some time laying my head on someones boobs and being petted and fed treats.
Three thoughts going through my head right now:
1. "What the FUCK IS SQUEALING BACK THERE OMFGBBQ!!!!!!11!!ELEVENTY!"
2. "People need to leave so I can sing at my desk and do jazz hands."
3. "If that fan doesn't stop squealing someone is getting stabbed."
Two things you must have in a partner:
1. Ability to interpret my frequent flailing and flapping into language.
2. Enough crazy to both counter and deal with my crazy.
One memory that makes you smile and still makes you happy today:
Singing to
xlivvielockex and her husbear at their wedding (which included some titty shaking) and THEN at the anniversary party Grandma telling me she remembered me singing and thought I was delightful.
Also at her wedding standing waiting for her to go to the alter and saying something about bitch please and absolutely horrifying the cracked out little wedding planner lady.
AND (yeah I'm cheating I don't care).
Uniballer and I used to go to this Chinese restaurant in North Seattle (THe RICKSHAW people)a lot and we went for his birthday the year before we moved away from there. We were having a pretty good time and I sang him a song during the karaoke portion of the evening. By the time I got back to him at the bar he was getting CRUISED by this hawt butch lesbian and her girlfriend.
I vetoed any action beyond some hugs and feels copped because both ladies were putting off crazy vibes and LO and BEHOLD not even three weeks later we saw them out with another couple and there was dramaz. Therefor proving my crazy don't touch the booty vibes are in fact almost super natural.
In non meme news.
I started something of a ghost story that I'm going about very slowly because there is a very particular place I want to get it to and it's proving difficult.
Also the prostitution essay is almost done.
And um...yeah and stuff.