Unusual Suspect
Title: Unusual Suspect
Prompt: Running Screaming at People While Drunk and Trying to Cut Their Knees off (charge no. 23)
Words: 100
Points: Sunshine Sanctuary
Once sober, the remorseful offender had been more than willing to be escorted home by Nobby, muffling pained hangover sobs and profuse apologies alike in a hanky. It was all right. It wasn't as if anyone's knees had actually been cut off. The sword wasn't even dented.
Colon was laboriously writing the report up when Nobby got back to the Watch House.
'Chuck that out,' Nobby said, fishing in the biscuit tin.
With a look of profound relief, Colon did so. 'Didn't fancy showing Vimesy that charge sheet.'
'If that was the hen's night, how's he gonna survive the honeymoon?'
Prompt: Running Screaming at People While Drunk and Trying to Cut Their Knees off (charge no. 23)
Words: 100
Points: Sunshine Sanctuary
Once sober, the remorseful offender had been more than willing to be escorted home by Nobby, muffling pained hangover sobs and profuse apologies alike in a hanky. It was all right. It wasn't as if anyone's knees had actually been cut off. The sword wasn't even dented.
Colon was laboriously writing the report up when Nobby got back to the Watch House.
'Chuck that out,' Nobby said, fishing in the biscuit tin.
With a look of profound relief, Colon did so. 'Didn't fancy showing Vimesy that charge sheet.'
'If that was the hen's night, how's he gonna survive the honeymoon?'