seoul, but just he sweet parts, like Highlights candles hidden in the tree bark
WE hit lots of places.
But, the best was after the club. We left the club at 5am. MY homie mark found us a place to stay for free. The only catch was that it was with a student. WE didnt care and hopped into the taxi. Then we realized that we were staying with Nora, a student that is totally in love with Kevin. Its ok, she's like 21-23, but she is his student and thats kinda weird. Kevin started freaking out. We tried to calm him down, but shit, it didnt matter much because the cab was already moving.
WE get to her house, her condo. Its the Korean equivalent of Beverly HIlls. Very nice. Her family owns an entire floor (or 2) of this building. Her dad is a famous Korean actor. This makes her loaded, hot, and drunk. But still, Kevin resists. Maybe he lacks genitalia. Maybe he is very responsible and can wait 8 weeks to bone. Or maybe, he knows that she is a low level student, so when he pounds her she will say "Oh, very good sex having happy smile everyday time. Fuck good emotion have do I these days." And no no one wants to hear that while holding a nut..... actually, that seems pretty awesome.
Ladies, work on worsening your grammar.
Once we get to her place, she shows us our room. Me and kevin get the floor and Mark takes the bed. Some drinking and chatting, then I realize I have to release some piss. I complain "Aww, fuck. Its so dark, watch me bust my ass down these stairs." I walk down them with no problem.
I walked into the bathroom and immediately bust my ass. Not that 'oh, i kind of caught myself' fall, but that 'oh, fuck i am horizontal in the air' kinda fall. I landed on my back. Apparanently, Nora ran down and cleaned her bathroom for her unexpected company. She must have heard me yell or groan because she rushed in.
She looked at me prone on the bathoom floor, and then covered her face in the usually sexy Korean manner. She then ran upstairs to report to Kevin "I'm sorry, but youre roommate is sliding." She giggled. This made Kevin imagine me slipping and sloshing around the bathroom like a newborn penguin on some goddamn good arctic ice. So, my 2 co-workers died laughing instead of rushing to my aid.
Then, Nora, a very nice hostess (which in korean means prostitute, but thats not what I mean) returned to assist me. I thanked her and watched her ass shake as she left. Then, I pissed. Finally. Done, I went to flush the toilet. This contraption had a keyboard with at least a dozen keys that lit up. I pressed them all. I even tried holding one and hitting the rest. Nothing worked. My fresh piss just sat there mocking me.
I had to call Nora back in and explain my problem. She listened careffully, then calmy reached over and pushed the flusher down. Somehow I didnt see it. Its the same as an American toilet. All the fancy nobs are for the seat which heats up and maybe massages sore Koreans bums.
SO, this girl, who is a student at my school has seen a senior teacher at her school bust his ass and not know how to flush a toilet. They pay $12,000 for 12 weeks. Whenever I see her, she smiles, but I assume she is thinking of me prone on a wet floor or staring confused at a comode.
The next day her mom fed us a huge breakfats, then took us to Costco for shopping and things.
But, the best was after the club. We left the club at 5am. MY homie mark found us a place to stay for free. The only catch was that it was with a student. WE didnt care and hopped into the taxi. Then we realized that we were staying with Nora, a student that is totally in love with Kevin. Its ok, she's like 21-23, but she is his student and thats kinda weird. Kevin started freaking out. We tried to calm him down, but shit, it didnt matter much because the cab was already moving.
WE get to her house, her condo. Its the Korean equivalent of Beverly HIlls. Very nice. Her family owns an entire floor (or 2) of this building. Her dad is a famous Korean actor. This makes her loaded, hot, and drunk. But still, Kevin resists. Maybe he lacks genitalia. Maybe he is very responsible and can wait 8 weeks to bone. Or maybe, he knows that she is a low level student, so when he pounds her she will say "Oh, very good sex having happy smile everyday time. Fuck good emotion have do I these days." And no no one wants to hear that while holding a nut..... actually, that seems pretty awesome.
Ladies, work on worsening your grammar.
Once we get to her place, she shows us our room. Me and kevin get the floor and Mark takes the bed. Some drinking and chatting, then I realize I have to release some piss. I complain "Aww, fuck. Its so dark, watch me bust my ass down these stairs." I walk down them with no problem.
I walked into the bathroom and immediately bust my ass. Not that 'oh, i kind of caught myself' fall, but that 'oh, fuck i am horizontal in the air' kinda fall. I landed on my back. Apparanently, Nora ran down and cleaned her bathroom for her unexpected company. She must have heard me yell or groan because she rushed in.
She looked at me prone on the bathoom floor, and then covered her face in the usually sexy Korean manner. She then ran upstairs to report to Kevin "I'm sorry, but youre roommate is sliding." She giggled. This made Kevin imagine me slipping and sloshing around the bathroom like a newborn penguin on some goddamn good arctic ice. So, my 2 co-workers died laughing instead of rushing to my aid.
Then, Nora, a very nice hostess (which in korean means prostitute, but thats not what I mean) returned to assist me. I thanked her and watched her ass shake as she left. Then, I pissed. Finally. Done, I went to flush the toilet. This contraption had a keyboard with at least a dozen keys that lit up. I pressed them all. I even tried holding one and hitting the rest. Nothing worked. My fresh piss just sat there mocking me.
I had to call Nora back in and explain my problem. She listened careffully, then calmy reached over and pushed the flusher down. Somehow I didnt see it. Its the same as an American toilet. All the fancy nobs are for the seat which heats up and maybe massages sore Koreans bums.
SO, this girl, who is a student at my school has seen a senior teacher at her school bust his ass and not know how to flush a toilet. They pay $12,000 for 12 weeks. Whenever I see her, she smiles, but I assume she is thinking of me prone on a wet floor or staring confused at a comode.
The next day her mom fed us a huge breakfats, then took us to Costco for shopping and things.