korean ass, mothra, and everything else.
korean women mostly have no ass. Its disturbing. On the subway you;ll see a b-cupped goddes an she turns around to reveal a concave poophole that even a g-string would not improve. After many a dissapointing session of ass-gazing, I have devised a theory. 1) they walk to much up and down stairs. Korea is built up and down, but not laterally. More elevators/escalators would make better asses. 2) theyre eating the wrong things. All Korean food is red. That means its all spicy. That means you will have to shit 5-6 times a day if youre on the korean diet. Rice helps as a sort of poop glue, but it is not enough. Them bitches need fried chicken and other straight-to-ass-foods. It should be noted that gravy and butter do not exist here as far as I can tell.
But, my fellow large ass lovers, there is hope. Remember the early nineties when white chicks started to develop asses? Well, that was about the time that vanilla ice and the beasties were coming on strong. So, perhaps if the Koreans start to embrace rap, then they will start to develop asses in the same way that plants grow better when music is played or how children become smarter if pregnant mothers read to their unborn baby lumps.
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I used to think Mothra was a bitch. Like, why would fuckin godzilla, king of the badass made up monsters, even fuck around with this low-level sack of winged crap? I also wondered what threat Mothra posed? Would that bitch fly into a thrift store and gobble up all the bargain items? And how come Mothra never flew into the sun?
It turns out that in Asia, moths are no fucking joke. Them shits are jurassic park big and will come right for ya. They make screaming noises, like big ass butterflies with an agenda.
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classes are still great. my roommate has lost his mind -- he speaks gibberish and avoids everyone and he wakes up at 4am. we're concerned he may stab us to death.
seoul was nuts. more on that later.
kevin update: hes good, great even. his students love him and laugh when someone calls him a teacher, but what he does is perfect for them. he has the low-level classes who just need someone to talk to.
I think I'll stay at least until feb 25th, thats when the 2nd term ends. Id like to stay for another term after that to pay for my Master's, but thats too far down the line to consider seriously.
my 2 new favorite korean proverbs: "the sky is tall and the horse is fat" -- this is used to explain why koreans are lazy in autumn.
"they just want to watch the rolling, fallen leaves" -- used negatively to explain people who are carefre.
soon: pics of seoul and our 2am dance parties w/ my neighbors. .... all I'm gonna say is....
THE MOTHERFUCKIN WALRUS IS INTERNATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But, my fellow large ass lovers, there is hope. Remember the early nineties when white chicks started to develop asses? Well, that was about the time that vanilla ice and the beasties were coming on strong. So, perhaps if the Koreans start to embrace rap, then they will start to develop asses in the same way that plants grow better when music is played or how children become smarter if pregnant mothers read to their unborn baby lumps.
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I used to think Mothra was a bitch. Like, why would fuckin godzilla, king of the badass made up monsters, even fuck around with this low-level sack of winged crap? I also wondered what threat Mothra posed? Would that bitch fly into a thrift store and gobble up all the bargain items? And how come Mothra never flew into the sun?
It turns out that in Asia, moths are no fucking joke. Them shits are jurassic park big and will come right for ya. They make screaming noises, like big ass butterflies with an agenda.
****
classes are still great. my roommate has lost his mind -- he speaks gibberish and avoids everyone and he wakes up at 4am. we're concerned he may stab us to death.
seoul was nuts. more on that later.
kevin update: hes good, great even. his students love him and laugh when someone calls him a teacher, but what he does is perfect for them. he has the low-level classes who just need someone to talk to.
I think I'll stay at least until feb 25th, thats when the 2nd term ends. Id like to stay for another term after that to pay for my Master's, but thats too far down the line to consider seriously.
my 2 new favorite korean proverbs: "the sky is tall and the horse is fat" -- this is used to explain why koreans are lazy in autumn.
"they just want to watch the rolling, fallen leaves" -- used negatively to explain people who are carefre.
soon: pics of seoul and our 2am dance parties w/ my neighbors. .... all I'm gonna say is....
THE MOTHERFUCKIN WALRUS IS INTERNATIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!