E-mail I sent to Express Scripts.
"After all the trouble it took to get my stupid 90-day supply of Yasmin filled, I find out that I'm being charged 90 bucks for it. The whole reason I went through this butthole of a system was because I thought you could get a 90 day supply of brand name prescriptions for 60 dollars. If I knew I was gonna pay the full 90.00 I would have gone to the damn CVS down the street instead of waiting two to three weeks to get issues resolved. When I finish up this 90 day supply I'm never using this pain in the ass website again. I've never wanted to punch an intangible service in the mouth as bad as I want to punch Express Scripts."
I wish I had the e-mail I sent that preceded this. It had an entire capitalized paragraph and some ranting about flushing a useless batch of Ocella down the toilet because unfortunately the generic brand of birth control makes me barf for 10 days straight.