Aristotle Now Rules And Directs My Life. I Now Own Coffee Bean Farms
Restaurant Conversation
"well.... first of all, its DEBATEABLE wether or not this world can tolerate a JESSICA the THIRD, but--"
"'Jessica the THIRD?...you mean, your future CHILD?"
"Yes, yes i do." (professionally smirking) "but besides THAT, i read about a study done that correlates CAFFEINE CONSUMPTION with INFERTILITY in WOMEN.
*pause for effectiveness* "anNNNNNNd... i have like--, an INTRAVENEOUS tube of coffee STRAPPED to me! What are we going to do about THAT!"
She put down her COFFEE CUP, with a straight face, and said: "Do you believe everything you READ??" Then laughed.
"but really.... our ancestors... they breathed the oxygen, grew the grain, ate the grain, they ate the cow. you know?" turning to other person at table. "were 'made' to be able to live on those things. the GRAIN and the COW and the AIR. i dont think its NATURAL, to slosh yourself with GALLONS UPON GALLONS of--"
"Youre right. WAITRESS!!, hi, can we have more coffee? PLEASE? thanks."
"well.... first of all, its DEBATEABLE wether or not this world can tolerate a JESSICA the THIRD, but--"
"'Jessica the THIRD?...you mean, your future CHILD?"
"Yes, yes i do." (professionally smirking) "but besides THAT, i read about a study done that correlates CAFFEINE CONSUMPTION with INFERTILITY in WOMEN.
*pause for effectiveness* "anNNNNNNd... i have like--, an INTRAVENEOUS tube of coffee STRAPPED to me! What are we going to do about THAT!"
She put down her COFFEE CUP, with a straight face, and said: "Do you believe everything you READ??" Then laughed.
"but really.... our ancestors... they breathed the oxygen, grew the grain, ate the grain, they ate the cow. you know?" turning to other person at table. "were 'made' to be able to live on those things. the GRAIN and the COW and the AIR. i dont think its NATURAL, to slosh yourself with GALLONS UPON GALLONS of--"
"Youre right. WAITRESS!!, hi, can we have more coffee? PLEASE? thanks."