No Kidding?

Mar 30, 2006 23:42

There's something wrong with the world today/ I don't know what it is - Aerosmith - "Livin' On the Edge"

Duh.

Do newspapers just write a story about online predators and re-run it every 2 months or so? Does no o ne know this is going on? Listen, everyone online is a cop. I had a conversation with a friend today, and I asked several times if she was a cop. Although that's useless since they can lie.

This reminds me of all of these stories recently about kids using MySpace. Really? Teenagers use MySpace. Hard to believe they were able to uncover that secret. It's only been going on for at least 4 years. And of course the expose a couple of months ago that *gasp* teenagers drink coffee! Shocking. Listen, newsmonsters: Activities that are over a year old are no longer news. Stop writing about them as if they are the newest trend straight from Japan. (Because that's where trends come from. Just ask Gwen Stefani) And yes, warning parents that there are predators on the internet is a good idea. It just isn't a new one.

Double duh.

There was a second study that showed that of 1,824 mad scientists, only 12 were able to successfully use lightning and bubbling beakers to animate a body they had stitched together from several cadavers and a mental patient's brain. I was as surprised as you.

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