Eleterrorist
I'm giving up the real world and becoming an eleterrorist, fighting for the rights of elephants around the world.
This would entail:
+ Laying waste to villages in the path of elephants
+ Poaching poachers
+ Kicking zoo directors in the groin
+ Birthing wild elephant calves
+ Snuggling with elephants at night under the beautiful starry sky
Asian & African are covered, as are the reputation and history of our Woolly friends.
I should have thought of this before racking up $15,000+ in college loan debt.
This would entail:
+ Laying waste to villages in the path of elephants
+ Poaching poachers
+ Kicking zoo directors in the groin
+ Birthing wild elephant calves
+ Snuggling with elephants at night under the beautiful starry sky
Asian & African are covered, as are the reputation and history of our Woolly friends.
I should have thought of this before racking up $15,000+ in college loan debt.