here.have this.Goddam i am so sick of the bloody formal. be over already.
If I were a month I would be: December - beachy, hot and lots of fun
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 5am
If I were a planet I would be: mars
If I were a sea animal I would be: hmm. A whale?
If I were a direction I would be: east
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a hammock
If I were a historical figure I would be: in a museum
If I were a liquid I would be: water
If I were a stone, I would be: a tiny pebble
If I were a tree, I would be: a jacaranda
I I were a bird, I would be: a lorikeet
If I were a tool, I would be: a leaf blower thingy
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a venus fly trap
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: warm and bright with the occasional sun shower
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a unicorn
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: a killer whale
If I were a color, I would be: green
If I were an emotion, I would be: melancholy
If I were a vegetable, I would be: squash
If I were a sound, I would be: barrgghhhhhhh!!!!! (this one has to be sounded out..try it! muhah)
If I were an element, I would be: fire
If I were a car, I would be: a black bmw
If I were a song, I would be: everlong - foo fighters
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: um, I dunno. manda with her digi cam. (ditto holly)
If I were a book, I would be written by: myself
If I were a food, I would be: a burrito
If I were a place, I would be: a tropical island
If I were a material, I would be: mesh (hehe jjks)… hmm. SPANDEX!!!!!
If I were a taste, I would be: chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be: strawberry / kiwi comet!
If I were a religion, I would be: bruffaism (woot!)
If I were a word(s), I would be: blimp or fork
If I were an object, I would be: a pen
If I were a body part I would be: an ear lobe
If I were a facial expression I would be: a one sided eyebrow raise
If I were a subject in school I would be: art
If I were a cartoon character I would be: on daria (ditto holly)
If I were a shape I would be: a triangle
If I were a number I would be: 6
If I were an ice cream I would be: cookies and cream!!!
If I were a fetish I would be: mcdonalds health food (id taste like shit so no one would eat me ) .