Apr 18, 2006 17:06
I have this thing.
I am stuck to a firm belief that 1 in 10 men who goto the bathroom wash their hands. Oh no not because I want to believe, but its what I see and its gross. Every time I am in a public restroom, I continue the experiment and indirectly observe weather individuals who enter will take the time to wash up before they leave. After years, I am at 1 in 10.
Today I was at an undisclosed restaurant (because odds are it could be 9 in 10 restaurants you visit) using the bathroom. One of the waiters walks in, takes a wiz, zips up and begins to leave. I decide to let him get to the sink before I do.
"go ahead", I say
From the look on his face I knew he was going to bypass it completely and go serve some unsuspecting people. I couldn't let it happen.
"you can never be too clean.", he says
"Yeah ... the bacteria down there is too deadly to risk it."
He smirks. "Then be glad I'm not one of the cooks..." then leaves
I almost horked up my meal right there.