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[discokim]

Covered my first high-speed chase today! Mostly it consisted of following a wrecker down a long, winding, dead end mountain road only to find we were both on the wrong road. Got to call the police department several times for the suspects name & have the woman answering the phone be quite bitchy to me, and hang up without getting said information.

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The Scofflaw Gastronomer

[cookiebastard]

The Martin Scorsese film Goodfellas, a fictionalized adaptation of the memoirs of convicted racketeer Henry Hill’s rise through the ranks of organized crime, included a scene in which Paulie, a wizened Mafioso languishing in a minimum-security federal penitentiary, uses a razor blade to slice garlic cloves so thinly that “it liquefies in the pan.” This scene depicts a little known but true fact about the American penal system; the well connected can score fresh garlic in prison

Re: The Scofflaw Gastronomer

[discokim]

Such a lack of vision have I. I was thinking they'd knit. Of course they'd liquify garlic in their bathrobes and become wine experts. Of course! Now we just need to get some investors & move to NY. You can be editor.

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[flintridge]

Martha Stewart Shiving

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[discokim]

Nice! Can you not see the magazine covers in your mind's eye?

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[flintridge]

A smiling Martha sticking an inmate with her sharpened comb.

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[discokim]

He too is smiling, however, as if he is being poked in place he enjoys, La Cage Aux Folles-style.