From Russia With Mild Interest
I continue to get interest from women on match.com whose profiles magically disappear into thin air. Sometimes I see them before they evaporate and usually they are in faraway places like California or New York or some other state. A lot of them do things like have an email address in them. Which is what I’m guessing is the red flag to the match.compolice.
I did get a like or whatever from a redhead with such a profile, but instead of being in Des Moines, IA she was listed in nearby Pompano Beach. She had amazing eyes and I had nothing else to so I sent an email (from an address I rarely use) off to see what happened. It took a day to get a response but I did get one. Her name is Olga and she writes with an accent. I’m guessing she’s Russian, if she’s real at all. Also, Olga happens to my mother’s name so that’s an issue. So after hoping she’s real, I’m also hoping she has a middle name. Olga is a pretty terrible name anyway.
Her email was about how she is lonely but she wouldn’t be sending me any naked pictures so I better not ask. Except it was longer than that last sentence. And more Russian accent sounding.
I sent her a reply. I should have said “I won’t be getting you any green card lady,” but that spoil the mood.