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Dec 15, 2002 16:09

I guess I missed the sign out front that read the following:

1. Hoochie wear in full effect
2. The bathroom attendants don't work tonight, please come prepared
3. If you came with a date, DO NOT LEAVE THEIR SIDE!
4. If you're sober, I suggest you turn around, find the nearest bar, and come
back when you're good and drunk
and lastly...
5. Guidos by the dozens, if they buy you a drink, they expect to be allowed to grab
your tits and take you home to fuck!!!

CLUB KIIS IS THE BIGGEST MEAT MARKET I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, but I had a blast when I wasn't being felt up by complete strangers.

Luckily, I have my buff n' shit boyfriend to protect me :)

I'm starting a taxi cab company, FUCKING HAPPY CAB COMPANY and I'm hiring our driver from last night...I was LMAO!
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