Well, that's a Surprise...
I'm in a stable relationship, I'm doing well at school, and... MY BEST FRIEND IS MARRIED?
Thanks for the update, Tales. Truly. Where's my fucking bridesmaid dress? The Cake? The Pretentious hair? Trust you to go and outdo me and make a registry wedding oh-so-chic. Well, have fun with the unfettered sexual activity, Mrs. Mahers. You're the only person I know who could possibly make marriage appealing and sexy.
Sorry, Rich, that was not an invite. Baby steps, baby steps.
Here ends the entry.
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(A Wedding Note and Gift to Lufi and Tale Mahers (nee Absinthe))
The card reads:
One last Drop for the Road, And one last hat for the rack. Please don't ever grow out of that, it's hilarious. Miss You, Love.
Enclosed is a fabulously boxed, Fabulously large bottle of Absinthe, a Sparkling Green Bowler Hat, and a pair of Absinthe-Green Silk Boxers.
Thanks for the update, Tales. Truly. Where's my fucking bridesmaid dress? The Cake? The Pretentious hair? Trust you to go and outdo me and make a registry wedding oh-so-chic. Well, have fun with the unfettered sexual activity, Mrs. Mahers. You're the only person I know who could possibly make marriage appealing and sexy.
Sorry, Rich, that was not an invite. Baby steps, baby steps.
Here ends the entry.
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(A Wedding Note and Gift to Lufi and Tale Mahers (nee Absinthe))
The card reads:
One last Drop for the Road, And one last hat for the rack. Please don't ever grow out of that, it's hilarious. Miss You, Love.
Enclosed is a fabulously boxed, Fabulously large bottle of Absinthe, a Sparkling Green Bowler Hat, and a pair of Absinthe-Green Silk Boxers.