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May 09, 2006 18:57

I love Joe. He's letting me borrow the special edition of Battle Royale, which, by the way, is fucking hilarious... Kazuo Kiriyama is my god. Someday I hope to kill off several of my classmates too ( Read more... )

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pittscolt45 May 10 2006, 20:09:27 UTC
The book is soooooooooooo awesomely delicious. The manga, meh...

I'm writing a play about a reality show where eight people are put into a tiny room for two months, without being let out, for the chance to win $50,000,000 that's stuck inside a small plastic box in the room they're in- whoever is holding the box at the end of the two months gets the money. The catch is that the reality show is actually being produced by a European terrorist sect, and it's not a television show, but a hostage situation run as an internet subscription service where anyone can watch the eight contestants 24/7, for the price of $8.99/m, as they argue, converse, got all out Jerry Spring, and panic as the contestants begin to disappear.

Yes, I'm bored. I should send it to Lenning. In the first twenty pagest there are over 25 instances of the word "fuck", and more than a few "goddamn cunt"s.

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disco_lemonade9 May 12 2006, 00:04:48 UTC
ah, everything in life is better with a few "goddamn cunt"s tossed in there.

i wanna read that. you should email it to me. it would be just the incentive i need to actually check my email.

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pittscolt45 May 10 2006, 20:10:25 UTC
I'm not sure why I didn't finish typing the last half of Jerry Springer's last name...

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disco_lemonade9 May 11 2006, 10:27:49 UTC
Jerry Springer's so universal that you don't need to type out his full name in order for people to know who you mean. Personally, i call him Jerry Spri.

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dodgy_irony May 11 2006, 18:19:52 UTC
Personally, I recite the Gettysburg Address to calm MYself down. And ps---you're at school and I'm not. Don't you feel lame?

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disco_lemonade9 May 12 2006, 00:03:31 UTC
no. i've missed so much school lately if i don't go i'm screwed.

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dodgy_irony May 12 2006, 03:16:38 UTC
Obviously you didn't catch on to the nature of my rhetorical question/insult.
So, as a means of regaining what dignity you have, I'll ask you another rhetorical question, and I'll tell you ahead of time that it is rhetorical:
Does the pope shit in the woods?

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disco_lemonade9 May 12 2006, 10:05:23 UTC
i'm not an idiot. of course i knew it was rhetorical. i however, chose to ignore that fact and answer it as if it were a real question.

The pope only shits in the woods on Wednesdays. That's his free day.

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