Girls will be boys and boys will be girls

[disco_lemonade9]

That's the way that i want it to stay
and i always want it to be that way for my lola

I'm not the world's most masculine man
but i know what i am
i'm a man i'm a man
and so is lola lalalalalola

P.s She tastes just like cherry cola (c-o-l-a cola)

Comments

[pittscolt45]

...

See I've always had a problem with that line, "She tastes just like cherry cola". Why, exactly? Was that the dessert portion of the gum that she wasn't supposed to chew??? Could he not rhyme anything else with "Lola"??? I MUST KNOW.

[disco_lemonade9]

See that's why i like you. Of all the lines in that song to have a problem with, why exactly would you pick that one?

maybe that was his way of communicating that she was the type to frequent soda fountains...whatever the hell that type is..

[pittscolt45]

But in the end, we're actually talking about a he here, right?

WAIT! I know.

Okay, work with me. Lola is actually a creepy old man that likes taking other people's virginity- hence the "cherry". But he has chronic indigestion, so he's always drinking alka-seltzer, which makes him always taste like soda water- you know, when you'd, like, taste him... But now I've just creeped myself out, and should probably just stop.

And I no longer like Cherry Coke!

[disco_lemonade9]

....so what the Kinks are really saying by "She tastes just like cherry cola" is that "He is a creepy old man with a virginity fetish and chronic indigestion"?

Re: And I no longer like Cherry Coke!

[darcy_mhina]

wow...

Re: And I no longer like Cherry Coke!

[pittscolt45]

Yeah.