Quotes in Abundance
Things said by Nick Today
1st Quote: (points accusingly) That fucker killed a squirrel. And that squirrel is Jessie's heart. (pauses and laughs) Haha she has a squirrel for a heart.
and then he began to explain what a squirrel-heart would look like but I quickly cut him off.
2nd Quote: (later after we almost got ran over by some crazy woman) That woman should learn how to fucking drive! (beat) I need to learn how to fucking drive.
Quotes not by Nick (jick)
Hunter: "The world hates your story but I like it"
Jenny: "Baby, that's blasphemy"
Rachel: "Premature combustion!"
Leslie: "Man, it’s so hard to quell plant life!"
Leslie (my summary of what she said): I wish we were watching a good movie.
Leslie: "They belong in the office not in the ass?" -(tv said arts, but she heard it wrong)
Kallie: “I was thinking about green peppers…”
Leslie: *indignant* "So I like meat!"
Conversation Starters from my life:
"So...hand jobs"
"So i have come to the conclusion that you in fact have a penis...care to test that theory?"---(this is how people think I would hit on a guy. I'm not that much of a freak yet, am I?)
"Hey would you rather be impaled or disembowelled?"
Also, I'm sorry but I really don't understand how one can watch the Phantom of the Opera if they aren't incredible tired, drunk, or high. It's painful right now. In the words of Andy "I don't like it."
Or as Stewie says "You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber."
God, if you still talk to me after this entry, you have some serious fucking problems. I'm thinking about cutting me off.
1st Quote: (points accusingly) That fucker killed a squirrel. And that squirrel is Jessie's heart. (pauses and laughs) Haha she has a squirrel for a heart.
and then he began to explain what a squirrel-heart would look like but I quickly cut him off.
2nd Quote: (later after we almost got ran over by some crazy woman) That woman should learn how to fucking drive! (beat) I need to learn how to fucking drive.
Quotes not by Nick (jick)
Hunter: "The world hates your story but I like it"
Jenny: "Baby, that's blasphemy"
Rachel: "Premature combustion!"
Leslie: "Man, it’s so hard to quell plant life!"
Leslie (my summary of what she said): I wish we were watching a good movie.
Leslie: "They belong in the office not in the ass?" -(tv said arts, but she heard it wrong)
Kallie: “I was thinking about green peppers…”
Leslie: *indignant* "So I like meat!"
Conversation Starters from my life:
"So...hand jobs"
"So i have come to the conclusion that you in fact have a penis...care to test that theory?"---(this is how people think I would hit on a guy. I'm not that much of a freak yet, am I?)
"Hey would you rather be impaled or disembowelled?"
Also, I'm sorry but I really don't understand how one can watch the Phantom of the Opera if they aren't incredible tired, drunk, or high. It's painful right now. In the words of Andy "I don't like it."
Or as Stewie says "You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber."
God, if you still talk to me after this entry, you have some serious fucking problems. I'm thinking about cutting me off.