Sorry for the scare, I'm much better now,
If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
Passport, lighter, 20 feet of rope, and a pink plastic comb.
I have an irrational fear of?
Bubble Wrap, two words man “Biological Warfare” some two year old bastard is gonna pop out the plague!
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents' house?
squeeze its, kraft cheese slices, second hand smoke, and Red Bull
What weight were you when you were born?
If I were hamburger at 20% fat, I would have been $17.06
What would you do if you were stranded on an island with somebody you hated?
Skin them and use it to make a canoe.
I am most opposed to:
Beck’s cover of Diamond Dogs
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Challenge him to a candy land game to the death.
Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
I found an estranged childhood friend that way.
I am too old to:
Play at fast food play places…… Little bastards.
I find the thought of childbirth:
Punishable by death
Next door to my house is:
Tabby
My feet are:
Beautiful, ugly feet are gross.
My preferred style of jeans is:
A cross between David Bowie, and Gregory Peck
I know how to cook:
Ballads have been written about my Mac and Cheese
I am annoyed at:
Petroleum, I mean come on, what’s it’s problem?
What child-related smell do you not like?
The loaded diaper the fuckers grinning about
What sea creature scares you?
Those muppet looking ones that snake out of coral reefs
What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Unnatural
What object have you broken most recently?
My laptop computer screen, one of my roller skates fell on it from 3 feet above…… Don’t ask.
Name one of the Spice Girls?
Rosemary, but she’s a real bitch when she’s on the rag.
What was the last thing to make you cry?
A young American
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
Sterilization
What are the stems of wine glasses for?
To shank a skank with class.
My favorite shoes are:
In Sarah Jessica Parkers house, bitch stole my shoes.
My mothers' greatest fear is:
That I’ll turn into her. Seriously
Can you use chopsticks?
I don’t know. Can you go fuck yourself?
Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Hmmm sandy or bushy, sandy or bushy, both will leave me spitting shit out of my mouth.
Passport, lighter, 20 feet of rope, and a pink plastic comb.
I have an irrational fear of?
Bubble Wrap, two words man “Biological Warfare” some two year old bastard is gonna pop out the plague!
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents' house?
squeeze its, kraft cheese slices, second hand smoke, and Red Bull
What weight were you when you were born?
If I were hamburger at 20% fat, I would have been $17.06
What would you do if you were stranded on an island with somebody you hated?
Skin them and use it to make a canoe.
I am most opposed to:
Beck’s cover of Diamond Dogs
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
Challenge him to a candy land game to the death.
Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
I found an estranged childhood friend that way.
I am too old to:
Play at fast food play places…… Little bastards.
I find the thought of childbirth:
Punishable by death
Next door to my house is:
Tabby
My feet are:
Beautiful, ugly feet are gross.
My preferred style of jeans is:
A cross between David Bowie, and Gregory Peck
I know how to cook:
Ballads have been written about my Mac and Cheese
I am annoyed at:
Petroleum, I mean come on, what’s it’s problem?
What child-related smell do you not like?
The loaded diaper the fuckers grinning about
What sea creature scares you?
Those muppet looking ones that snake out of coral reefs
What color hair do most of the people you are around have?
Unnatural
What object have you broken most recently?
My laptop computer screen, one of my roller skates fell on it from 3 feet above…… Don’t ask.
Name one of the Spice Girls?
Rosemary, but she’s a real bitch when she’s on the rag.
What was the last thing to make you cry?
A young American
I would like to be in an advertisement for:
Sterilization
What are the stems of wine glasses for?
To shank a skank with class.
My favorite shoes are:
In Sarah Jessica Parkers house, bitch stole my shoes.
My mothers' greatest fear is:
That I’ll turn into her. Seriously
Can you use chopsticks?
I don’t know. Can you go fuck yourself?
Do you prefer beaches or forests?
Hmmm sandy or bushy, sandy or bushy, both will leave me spitting shit out of my mouth.